A big thanks to you Mary! Who sent us this list of funny phone calls, that's she has received at her workplace.
Support: What can I do to help?
Customer: I am writing my first email and I have written
letter a, but how should I do to get to the small circle
around?
Support: Is the cursor still there?
Customer: No, I'm alone here.
And next client could not connect.
Support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I saw when my colleague typed it.
Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: There were five small stars.
Support: Now we will see how your system looks like, click on 'this
computer '
Customer: But how can I do it from here?
Customer to Hewlett Packard Support: My laser printer is broken.
Support: What model do you have?
Customer: It's a Hewlett Packard.
Support: Yes, I understand that. Is it a black and white printer?
Customer: No, it is beige
The customer calls to Internet support: I bought the internet and want help.
Support: Ok, how far you have come in the installation?
Customer: I have unpacked the box with internetet in
Support: Ok, have you connected all the cables and turning on the computer?
Customer: Batted on your computer? I have no computer, I bought internet.
Customer. 'My computer freezes all the time.'
Support 'If you have many windows open?'
Customer: "No no no, but the door is open slightly ajar ...."
