28 September 2012

Missionary preaching

The missionary was preaching not the Gospel among vildarna in the village. He had decided to teach the Chief Swedish. He took Chief walking and said:
-Beautiful weather today.
Chief reiterated "beautiful weather today" correctly. Just came down to a beach where a man swam.
-A man swimming, said the Commissioner.
-A man swims, replicated Chief.
He looked around and found a couple that were in the grass and loved. Commissioner harklade embarrassed themselves and said:
-A man who bicycles.
Chief took off his spear and pierced the loving couple. He was paralysed by fear:
-Why did so where? He asked shocked.
-MY BIKE! muttrade Chief.

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