However, it was thinly between the laughter

Tram between Djurgården and Sergels torg, Stockholm

Two men ~ 30 sits on the tram approaching the Sergels torg square.
Man 1 (on the North): now we are in Malmö. It's so short distance down here, so you end up missing a station in Malmö.

If your friend isn't gay, is she happy?

Bus 400 at Tibro

Girl 1 ~ 20: on that note, I don't understand why everyone wants a gay guys to mate!
Girl 2 ~ 20: Uh?
Girl 1: no so I have you!

Infertility, she took on a whim

New Orleans Bistro & Bar, Arlanda

Four guys ~ 27 sitting and talking.
Guy 1: So that girl is so freaking short, she is type 160 without heels. So she always has heels, ones ... What is the name of the?
The guys thinks for a moment before one of them seems to be the answer.
Guy 2: Sterilklackar!
Guy 1: Yeah, that's right, sterilklackar!

Palm (e) Sunday?

Rådhuset Metro station, Stockholm

Guy ~ 16: So what the hell. Everything is about Palme now-a-days. In newspapers, on tv, radio.
Girl ~ 16: Yes, I know. Sweden has become so palmigt.

Test of General knowledge? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Workplace, Gothenburg

Some guys are discussing. Guy 1 talking about Mahatma Gandhi and a bit into the conversation comes up that Guy 2 confused Gandhi with the character Gandalf from the Lord of the rings.
Guy 1 (Guy 2): what the hell ... you are totally stupid! (He turns to the Guy 3): did you hear? I talked about Gandhi and he thinks I'm talking about Gandalf!
Guy 3: who is He? He has been working here?

The only train that is on time right now

Dublin City Centre

A MOM ~ 40 goes to town with her son ~ 4.
Mother: what do you want to be dressed at daycare when you'll go luciatåg?
Son: Train!

The ugly truth ...

Vågmästare, Gothenburg

Two girls ~ 13 stands and talk about common acquaintances that they apparently don't think anything further on.
Girl 1: The suit of course and so well together. She is ugly and disgusting and he's ... ah, too ugly and disgusting.
Girl 2: do not you together with him before?
Girl 1: Jo ...

Then it is just to run back through the snow, sea, Earth and water to get fire

Järntorget, Gothenburg

Two girls ~ 18 runs happily to her friend who is waiting for them at the tram.
Girl 1 (friend): I'm the world's best ciggtiggare!
Girl 3: What then?
Girl 1: I got until they are over there and asked for a cigarette with the world's best pickup line.
Girl 2: Yeah, say it!
Girl 1: "excuse me, but now it is so that I run over the fire and water, by land and sea and snow here to get a cigarette. You happen to not have a time? "
Girl 2: do you know what they said?!
Girl 3: no?
Girl 2 (overjoyed): they answered Yes, look!

To bring the ledger book while lying in

Night Club, Gothenburg

Girl 1 ~ 25: Therefore, you see the guy in the Blazer over there at the bar? So sick, I am sure that I have slept with him but I really have no idea who he is, or when, how and where sick!
Girl 2 ~ 25: Huh, did you? I have too!
Girl 1: do you have? Who is it?
Girl 2: no idea. What the hell fun, we're Karti! Cheers!

When you seek a really good party is all means permissible

Bus 56 towards the hook mountain, Stockholm

Three women ~ 35 stand and talk.
Woman 1: Thus, he had a bottle of hair remover and disinfectant, so there was no real party in that sense ...

Yes, if the so-so 83 years ...

Secondary School, Gothenburg

Some girls ~ 15 discussing whether or not it will be easier for them to enter the desired secondary school then it is not as many births in 1996 as during earlier and later years.
Girl 1: but it kept well new 96: or?

Zoorgligt but savannt

On underground trains at Medborgarplatsen

Girl 1: ~ 18, therefore, "the Lion King" is surely type outplayed in the past before the people existed?
Girl 2 ~ 18: What then?
Girl 1: Yeah, but they live freely in the wild in the movie and not at the zoo!

A difficult name

The old Indian came in at name Agency and said:
-I like to change the name.
-Well, what is your name?
-The big black locomotive whistles and howls in the night.
-Then, I understand that you want to rename. What were you going you instead?
-Tut.

A mediocre golfer

Ake was a least mediocre golfer who spread the balls around him. Despite its low level, he persisted in having a caddy.
After yet another unsuccessful strike was difficult to find the ball.
-I do not give up, "said Ake. Most likely is the ball somewhere where we least expect it.
-Well, maybe it, s a caddy. I will certainly look into the hole ...

Do not step on the ducks

Three women die together in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there they were met by St. Peter who said:
-We only have one rule here in heaven ... do not step on the ducks.
So they went into the sky, and sure enough, there were ducks everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and though they did their very best to avoid them accidentally the first woman accidentally step on one. St. Peter will come to her with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains fixed the man at her side and says:
-Your sentence because you stepped on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!
The next day happened to be the second woman to step on a duck and instantly came St. Peter, who did not miss anything, and with it, he had an extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same explanation as to the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and is, because she did not want to be chained in eternity with an ugly man, very, VERY careful where she puts her feet.
She manages to go months without stepping on a single duck, but one day, St. Peter up to her with the best-looking man she ever saw. Long, long eyelashes, muscular and slim.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a Word. the woman says it all:
-I wonder what I have done to deserve being chained with you for all eternity?
The guy replies:-I do not know how it is with you, but I stepped on a duck! "

Hard boots

Oscar begs her nanny to help him put on his boots before he must go out. They are very difficult to take on and Miss really need to take in order to get on the boots.
Once they are in place, says Oscar:
-They are on the wrong feet.
Miss do not believe their eyes when she finds that it's like Oscar said, the boots are actually wrong.
She pulls like a fool in 3 minutes to take off them and starts then to get them on the right foot. In the end, they are in place.
When Oscar says:
-It's not my boots ...
Ms inhale deeply and put the lid on the emotions so as not to damage the small Oscar viewing her with fish eye.
-Ok, she says, we do well by them then.
And so she started with the same training as before.
-Why did you do it sooner? She asks when she is ready.
Oscar responds:
-It's not my boots, it is brorsans, but Mom wants me to have them.
Miss starts to weep uncontrollably but decides that she must help Oscar on with the boots for a third time. Then she lifts up Oscar, puts on his jacket, hat and scarf and asks:
-Where are your gloves?
-I added them in the boots …

Male and female

A woman and a man were involved in an auto accident, and a very difficult one. Both cars were completely destroyed, but Amazingly enough, they survived without injuries. When they scrambled out of the cars said the woman:
-So you're a man, it was interesting. I am a woman. WOW! Look at our cars! There is nothing left – and we are unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we shall continue to meet and be friends and live together happily in all our days.
Flattered man replied:
O Yes, I agree with you. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued:
And look at this, here's another miracle! My car was totally destroyed, but my bottle of wine didn't break. God must want us to drink this wine and celebrate our good luck.
Then, she handed over the bottle to the man. The man nods and agree, open the bottle and drink up to half and then hands the bottle back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts on the CAP and leave it back to the man. The man asked:
-You should not drink anything?
-No thanks. I think I'll wait for the cops …

Norwegian gum

A Swedish sits and eats breakfast at a cafe.
Alongside him sits a Nevanlinna who chews gum.
Uncouth initiates the Norwegian:
-Do you eat Swedes whole bread?
The Swede grudgingly let breakfast be and responds:
-Yes, of course!
The Norwegian plays with the chewing gum in his mouth and says:
-We do not with us, in Norway we eat only the innermost of the bread.
The edges of the bread are collected in a container, processed and shaped into croissants
and sold to Sweden.
The Norwegian asks further:
-Do you eat Marmalade to the bread also?
The Swede responds easily annoyed:
-Yes, of course.
Whereas Norwegian loudly chew gum, he says:
-Not with us, in Norway we only eat fresh fruit for breakfast. The shells and
the remains are collected in a container, processed into jams and sold to
Sweden.
Now the Swede's turn to ask:
-Tell me one thing, do you have sex in Norway?
North man smiles and responds:
-Yes, of course we have sex.
The Swede leans across the table and asks:
-What do you do with the condoms once you used them?
"We throw them!, is Norwegian.
Now begins the Swede le ... Then he says:
-Not with us, in Sweden, we collect all the used condoms in a container,
process them, melt them and sells them to Norway as chewing gum.

Something unusual

A man went to a brothel. He said the brothel her mother that he wanted to have one of the rarest kind.
-' Yes, ' she said. Go up to room no. 7.
When he is there, a donna with giant buds in. She sits on him & says:
-Shh shhh, you hear monsoon winds?
-Oh yes, Yes, says the man.
She slaps the bulbs in the head at him and says:
-Do you know coconuts falling down from the trees?
A little dazed, he says:
-Oh, Yes Yes!
She sets herself up, urinating on him and says:
-Do you feel monsunregnet whip against your body?
-Eh Yes, says the man who now begins to be quite shocked.
She pushed her ass up in his face at him and releases the world's brakare and asks:
-Do you hear the Thunder that rumbles in the mountains?
But then flies the man up and throw on her clothes.
-Where are you? ask horan. Then the man says:
-It is well damn no one who wants to fuck this fucking weather!

Ugly in mouth

Little Charlie swore terribly much. It was so bad that the other child's parents forbade their children to hang out with Donald. Donald had been sent home from a birthday party like other children in his class had because he swore.
Now it was time again for a birthday party and Kalle's Dad had a serious conversation with him before he left and Charlie promised expensive and Holy not to swear. In addition, promised his dad he a real spanking if he was sent home again.
Charlie walked away with exhortations are ringing in their ears, vattenkammad, in finkläderna and a gift in hand. After 20 minutes, Donald came home again. His father was furious and began to scold and beat Donald.
-Stupid kid, you could not help but to swear, sent home again, just wait.
-The fucking party was fuckin not until tomorrow, "replied Charlie.