30 November 2012

"Landed in Kiev and nothing worked."

Worst resminne ...

It is aptly when I was home from Cyprus and my airline ticket was invalid which meant that I had to buy a new for the 8,000 or 9,000 with a Ukrainian airline. I landed in Kiev and nothing worked, no food was available to buy, unable to charge the phone, I sat among the vodkaflaskorna in the taxfreebutiken to load. It was one of the worst travel memories.

Best resminne ...

I have very many. One was when i was in Lake Titicaca in Peru and was staying with an indian family. It is extremely distant both culturally and geographically. But I'm Spanish so we sat there and talked about politics. It is awesome to be able to sit and talk such as far away from home.

The Pack I always ...

I seldom travel without cash. It is not clear that having cash today. Since I have always a good playlist in my phone with me. And finally a good carry-on. If my luggage is lost and I are traveling on business, I have to be able to cope with me at least a day of work on what I have in hand luggage.

The first thing I do in a hotel room ...

– I check into the bathroom first. It says a lot about the standard of the hotel. If the bathroom is fresh, as is most often the rest of the room too. Then I check how many links there are in the room because I often need a lot of electricity when I travel for business. Then I look in the bed, if it is hard or soft.

Travel Tip ...

– I hate to queue and much of my travel is to plan so I don't have to queue up as little as possible. Not to associate itself with the largest children's family in the queue or go last into the aircraft as it is just unnecessary to go into the past. Another tip is to have a grip when you're on vacation. Don't ask the hotel for best restaurant because they can be paid to tell about a particular place. Look on the net instead.

The chicken or the egg?

Secondary School, Linkoping


A class discussing literature with a teacher student ~ 23rd
Teaching Students: Who here has read Twilight?
Girl ~ 16: What, they have written a book about the films? Oh my god, how ridiculous! Just for people to start reading ...


 

29 November 2012

Is it really so bad?

Question:I have heard that the food in Cuba is not so good. I cannot believe it, What can you say about it?

Answer: Cuban cuisine deteriorated in the early 1990s. The Soviet Union collapsed and Russia withdrew financial support they have given to his socialist-Allied since economic sanctions were imposed, and food shortages were widespread. The country's rich culinary heritage afrokaribiska and Spanish influences became tarnished by rumors of grapefruktbiffar and pizza with melted condoms instead of cheese.

But Cuban cuisine today can be sublime if you know where to look. Ironically, two other consequences of the period in the 1990s, which now offers the best: ' paladares "and" casas particulares ". Private family dining and bed-and-breakfast places.

This is lovingly made food, as opposed to public restaurants where the sometimes bland food is produced. The Foundation is rice and ' congrí ' (black beans). Avocados, squash and root vegetables such as cassava is usually used together with pork or chicken. Fish and seafood, as well as ' cangrejo (crab) or ' langosta (lobster), which is served in an oily garlic sauce is one of the world's best. Cuba is also full of wonderful ice cream shops (the national chain's Coppelia, where Fidel Castro sometimes chose today's taste). Cuban brylé-pudding (' flan ') is divine: a fluffy grädd and äggbakad by-law toppad with crispy caramel.

Cuban food is, however, the diversity that many countries have. Consumers of alcohol has the better here. Rommen on Cuba is known, such as Havana Club, Bacardi, an ingredient in classic cocktails such as mojito and daiquiri.

In studies and love everything is permitted

Tram 11 towards Saltholmen, Gothenburg


A couple, a guy and a girl both ~ 25, sit together and chat.
Girl: I got a letter today about my pension. There was also some info about my life and if I die, it is one lucky bastard receiving 264,000 dollars.
The guy (lit up): Hm ... that's what my student debt is on!


 

28 November 2012

Anna bergendahl: I was terrified first night

Worst resminne?

It was the first time I went to India and saw a huge culture clash. We arrived in the middle of the night to Chennai and the first night was horrible. It was grating for Windows and my friend that I would sleep with came late because she forgot his passport so I got myself to sleep first night and I was terrified. However, I have survived the first night and then it was fine. I was 18 years old and had only traveled in Europe before and it was pretty big differences to come to Asia.

Best resminne ...

– It is actually the same trip. After the terrible night we went to a village where I lived in an orphanage for three weeks while I signed a project work. Where I acklimatiserade me, felt welcome, and come in both children and staff. I felt I fit in, and it is definitely one of my best travel memories.

Favorite Destinations ...

I like to take a weekend with my friends. Previously, I lived in Nyköping and Skavsta remained close and then flies to most major cities in Europe and I love mostly Barcelona. I was there on a field trip when I stuff in Spanish and has returned several times. The sea, the people, the culture and the beautiful architecture are some of the things that attracts. It really is a favorite destination.

The Pack I always down
in the suitcase ...

I do like having a bikini even if I go to a cold country. I love to swim and there is a pool, so I fit in. I have also always with me a heart as my godfather täljt in wood and an amulet that I received from my dad. I am quite superstitious by me so the two things I always have with me in hand luggage.

The first thing I do
the hotel room ...

– Coffee and kettle must be present. And like a refrigerator. I often live long in hotels and I would like to be able to make their own breakfast. It is even better if the stove so I can cook my own food. I get tired pretty fast to eat out. Otherwise, I am not so careful with standard and so.

Sharing is not always easy toilet

Röhsska Museum, Gothenburg

Two girls ~ 15 going into the bathroom which is for both men and women.
Girl 1 (disgusted): Is this the toilet for boys ... and girls?
Girl 2: Yes, but hurry. Go then.
Girl 1: No, god ... I can smell dick. I can not go in here.

27 November 2012

Hip Tokyo best places

Minimal and pratglad list of coffeehouse chains

Food and beverages: Be A Good Neighbor

Tokyo has traditionally not been a city known for its coffee culture. But in recent years, more and more small kaffebarer have begun to appear in street corners. One of the findings is Be A Good Neighbor, located on a back street between Harajuku and Sendagaya. Place is really minimal, there is only room for three (3!) standing guests at a time. Despite that I avoid stressing in my aperitif, because the owner is so pratglad and pleasant.

3-51-6 Sendagaya, Shibuya-ku
www.beagoodneighbor.net

Dine with energetic guys

Food and drink: Teppen Otoko Dojo

Traditional izakayor, places where you mainly drink but also eat simple food, there is hardly a shortage in Tokyo. To stand out of competition, some have special trick: Teppen Otoko Dojo are all employees of the hurtigaste sort of Japanese guys that with all kinds of tricks and spex makes the meal more memorable. Their energy and cheerful mood infecting easy by itself, and the food is good and affordable. Good start to utekvällen.

37-10 Udagawa-cho, Shibuya-ku
www.teppen.info

Ancient and affordable izakaya

Food and beverages: Isegen

Do you prefer more traditional izakayor is Isegen in Kanda, a hot tip. Rather than have been available in 180 years, poppis among politicians and senior business people. Despite the popularity, serves Isegen some of the most reasonably priced lunch menus in Tokyo. Around 1,500 yen (about $ 130), a traditional Japanese meal of the highest class. Because places are limited, it is good to book a table in advance. The staff has no English, so make sure any of you speak Japanese.

1-11-1 Sudacho, Chiyoda-ku.
www.isegen.com

Champagne and macarons

Food and drink: Q-pot café

The jewelry company that operates the Cafe is perhaps not unusual. But since it is Q-pot, known for their jewelry in the form of macarons and other sweet pastries, which has taken the step to recognize the development after all pretty logical. At the newly opened Q-pot café in Omotesando served sweets, coffee, tea and champagne. Inordinately popular among Tokyo's more wealthy girls in their twenties.

3-10-3 Kitaaoyama, Minato-ku
www.q-potcafe.jp

Make yourself as Super Mario

See and do: Mai-Dreamin Shibuya

Maidkaféet Mai-Dreamin on its newly opened branch in Shibuya made a little extra with the decor. Here are the walls covered with pixel graphics and Japanese emoji-characters, and in the roof hanging boxes with question marks on, inspired by Super Mario games. It goes to turn on the product packaging, and receive feedback in the form of a fun sound and light effects. Highly recommended to anyone with nostalgic memories of the 8-bitarseran.

30-1 Udagawacho, Shibuya-ku
www.maidreamin.com

Ancient second hand with expensive clothes

Shopping:
Jeanne Choice

Jeanne selection in fashionable Daikanyama is a shop where the second hand meets a kostymmuseum. Here you will find all kinds of ancient, original creations. Everything from brandmanskostymer from the 19th century to the second-hand underpants that are over 100 years old. Even more normal clothes of the classic cut is on the shelves in the small shop. Everything is for sale, but at high prices.

13-6 Daikanyama, Shibuya-ku
www.jeannevalet-altosca.com

Eccentric world-around-interior design

Shopping: H. P Deco

One of Tokyo's best Interior shops located on a back street, a few blocks from the Metro station, Omotesando. In one of the rooms is carefully selected products from all over the world, everything from linens to incrementing-labrar. In another, see furniture, both new and second-hand, and on the upper level there is a small Department with clothes and accessories.

5-2-11 Jingumae, Shibuya-ku
www.hpdeco.com

Fish Dance

To sit still when you fish or intimidates you fish. It was Sture and Bengt agreed.
But after six hours was Sture foot position.
Bengt whispered irritable:
-Have you come here to fish or to dance?

26 November 2012

"Sound of music" – for real

Eat domestic Steinbock
A nice and cosy eatery with a focus on domestic food. It is operated by the family, Walther, who also owns the 5-star hotel Walther, an excellent place to stay overnight. Pontresina
www.hotelsteinbock.ch This celebrated Anja
Dorta Restaurant Dorta fits in a wonderful room and serves good food. This celebrated Anja Pärsson its gold in giant slalom in 2003.
Zuoz, www.dorta.ch Modern Art Nouveau
Hotel Saratz A reputable hotel in Art Nouveau but modernized with care. Excellent food, spa, outdoor pool and puttinggreener for the golfintresserade. In addition, a dedicated and helpful staff.
Pontresina, www.saratz.ch The oldest in the village
Crusch Alva Hotel and restaurant Crusch Alva is the village's oldest restaurant and serves good food in a genuine environment.
Zuoz, www.cruschalva.ch

Eat domesticSteinbock
A nice and cosy eatery with a focus on domestic food. It is operated by the family, Walther, who also owns the 5-star hotel Walther, an excellent place to stay overnight.Pontresina
www.hotelsteinbock.chThis celebrated Anja
DortaRestaurant Dorta fits in a wonderful room and serves good food. This celebrated Anja Pärsson its gold in giant slalom in 2003.
Zuoz, www.dorta.chModern Art Nouveau
Hotel SaratzA reputable hotel in Art Nouveau but modernized with care. Excellent food, spa, outdoor pool and puttinggreener for the golfintresserade. In addition, a dedicated and helpful staff.
Pontresina, www.saratz.chThe oldest in the village
Crusch AlvaHotel and restaurant Crusch Alva is the village's oldest restaurant and serves good food in a genuine environment.
Zuoz, www.cruschalva.chMORE TRAVEL TIPS FROM TRAVEL.
Tågnätet.There is almost not a valley in Switzerland that is not covered by any train line.
Tickets. The best and billigate way to travel by train in Switzerland is to buy a Swiss Flexi Pass for three to eight 24-hour free travel within a month.
Train Lines. Glacier Express And Bernina Express, William Tell Express, Golden Pass Line, The Mont-Blanc Express.

Predicting the weather

A tribal Indians ask their new Chief if the winter is going to be cold or mild. Because the young chieftain has not learned the methods of their ancestors, he says for them to gather firewood and then ducking away to call SMHI.
"The winter Will be cold?" he asks.
"Look so out", is the answer. So chief tells his people to gather more firewood and calling again a week later.
"Are you sure that the winter is very cold?"
"Absolutely."
More firewood is collected and Chief calling again: "are you sure?"
"I have already said that it will be the coldest winter ever!"
"But how do you know that?"
"To the Indians collecting firewood that filled!"

25 November 2012

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Now take the Swedish leaven to London

The story of the Fabrique is a love story in several ways. Behind it stands the-genuine spouses Zetterström, actually met when they worked at the same bakeries – David Baker and Charlotte in the shop. – Then the stuff we both passed on to private economists, but worked at bakeries. So the passion for bread and whole baking thing was hanging with all the time, "says Charlotte.
The couple's common dream of running her own bakery where bread is cooked by hand in the traditional way, became a reality when the four years ago opened the Fabrique of Scheelegatan, Stockholm. Since then, the number of employees has gone from two to 40, and the company's turnover is between 2009 and 2011 has increased from 10 to 30 million. "We had good buoyancy which opened just in 2008, when people began to become more aware and wanted närproducerat. So we became a part of surdegstrenden, says David.
Today, the spouses seven stores in Stockholm, summer opening Box Stone oven bakery on Gotland, and in October opened a bakery in Shoreditch, London. – We love London, but we love their bread, "says Charlotte. It was in april, we came to the idea to open there, and now everything is soon finished. We have got hold of exquisite facilities where it has just opened a microbrewery and a ekobutik.
David and Charlotte says that Londoners are becoming more aware of what they eat, but the trend of ecological and närproducerat not really bloomed out there yet.The story of the Fabrique is a love story in several ways. Behind it stands the-genuine spouses Zetterström, actually met when they worked at the same bakeries – David Baker and Charlotte in the shop.– Then the stuff we both passed on to private economists, but worked at bakeries. So the passion for bread and whole baking thing was hanging with all the time, "says Charlotte.
The couple's common dream of running her own bakery where bread is cooked by hand in the traditional way, became a reality when the four years ago opened the Fabrique of Scheelegatan, Stockholm. Since then, the number of employees has gone from two to 40, and the company's turnover is between 2009 and 2011 has increased from 10 to 30 million."We had good buoyancy which opened just in 2008, when people began to become more aware and wanted närproducerat. So we became a part of surdegstrenden, says David.
Today, the spouses seven stores in Stockholm, summer opening Box Stone oven bakery on Gotland, and in October opened a bakery in Shoreditch, London.– We love London, but we love their bread, "says Charlotte. It was in april, we came to the idea to open there, and now everything is soon finished. We have got hold of exquisite facilities where it has just opened a microbrewery and a ekobutik.
David and Charlotte says that Londoners are becoming more aware of what they eat, but the trend of ecological and närproducerat not really bloomed out there yet.

Second-hand toys

I will never be jealous when I see my ex with new requests to date,
for my parents taught me to give their used toys to less fortunate people

24 November 2012

Disconnect and relax


British Metro writes about hotels that attract customers by telling them that they do not have wifi. Of course, it is a common way to turn a bad thing into something good. But the lack of wifi is not the only bid.

More and more hotels, among them the "Lifehouse hotel spa" attracts now to let customers check their mobiles and computers during their stay, as a type of digital detox. There might be something in Christmas?

"Title"

Classrooms, Uppsala
During a svensklektion.
Girl ~ 16 (to friends): How do you know if a book has a quote? I don't think my book has quotes.

23 November 2012

Expert: Flight with SAS

Reduced salary and staff cuts will save the SAS out of crisis. But several major problems remain. I would be careful when booking tickets with SAS as it looks now, says aviation expert Jan Ohlsson, on Monday morning, SAID a plan to save three billion kronor. But for the plan to go on lock requires inter alia that the unions agree to sharply reduced wages.
On Sunday, the deadline.
– There is a risk that it will fail. At this point, I would be careful when booking tickets with SAS, says Jan Ohlsson, aviation expert and editor-in-Chief of Travelinsider, But more trouble looms on the horizon SAS makes its future uncertain. Jan Ohlsson is above all a plan for the company to increase profitability.
If it ends with SAS goes bankrupt, it is likely that those who purchased tickets to see their money go up in smoke. But it need not be hopeless. If you purchased your ticket with a credit card, you can get the money back through the card company or your bank. How the terms look here varies. If your flight is part of a package, which also included hotels, for example, is covered by a warranty. Then this is the company that you purchased the package from the obligation to arrange for a replacement trip. You can also contact resegarantinämnden to get money back. Do you have a special travel insurance can cover the costs caused by bankruptcies. There is also a chance that your standard home insurance.A last resort is to set your requirements directly to the estate. Then you have to contact the administrator. Your requirement is, however, a so-called lower-claim, and a chance to get out some money is minimal.Reduced salary and staff cuts will save the SAS out of crisis. But several major problems remain.I would be careful when booking tickets with SAS as it looks now, says aviation expert Jan Ohlsson, on Monday morning, SAID a plan to save three billion kronor. But for the plan to go on lock requires inter alia that the unions agree to sharply reduced wages.On Sunday, the deadline.
– There is a risk that it will fail. At this point, I would be careful when booking tickets with SAS, says Jan Ohlsson, aviation expert and editor-in-Chief of Travelinsider, But more trouble looms on the horizon SAS makes its future uncertain. Jan Ohlsson is above all a plan for the company to increase profitability.
If it ends with SAS goes bankrupt, it is likely that those who purchased tickets to see their money go up in smoke. But it need not be hopeless. If you purchased your ticket with a credit card, you can get the money back through the card company or your bank. How the terms look here varies. If your flight is part of a package, which also included hotels, for example, is covered by a warranty. Then this is the company that you purchased the package from the obligation to arrange for a replacement trip. You can also contact resegarantinämnden to get money back. Do you have a special travel insurance can cover the costs caused by bankruptcies. There is also a chance that your standard home insurance.A last resort is to set your requirements directly to the estate. Then you have to contact the administrator. Your requirement is, however, a so-called lower-claim, and a chance to get out some money is minimal.

Epic movie fail

SF Bio, Lund
Two girls ~ 17 stands in the queue to checkout.
Girl 1 (pointing to a Yodaleksak): I.e., he is so ugly. "The Lord of the rings" is really the worst.
Girl 2: I am not friends with you any longer.

22 November 2012

Rent Hollywood Gunillas top floor apartment

Gunilla Persson, 51, from "Swedish Hollywood wives" is now in Los Angeles. From 1 november represent her penthouse in Manhattan, tom, and she would like to have a tenant. --Swedes are trustworthy, "she said.
The apartment in question is 36 floors up in a skyscraper on the fashionable Upper East Side of Manhattan. It is 93 square meters large, distributed in three rooms and a kitchen. The monthly payment is 3 850 dollars (about 26,000 dollars).
It is the same amount that I pay. I am not in any extra since the apartment rented out furnished, says Gunilla Persson. How are you as a landlord?I live in Los Angeles so I am an ideal landlord since I am out of Office.
Of interest: contact Gunilla on gunilla.hollywood@gmail.com. For rent: from 1 november this year to May 1, 2013. The apartment is also possible to rent a shorter period, but not less than three months.Gunilla Persson, 51, from "Swedish Hollywood wives" is now in Los Angeles. From 1 november represent her penthouse in Manhattan, tom, and she would like to have a tenant.--Swedes are trustworthy, "she said.
The apartment in question is 36 floors up in a skyscraper on the fashionable Upper East Side of Manhattan. It is 93 square meters large, distributed in three rooms and a kitchen.The monthly payment is 3 850 dollars (about 26,000 dollars).
It is the same amount that I pay. I am not in any extra since the apartment rented out furnished, says Gunilla Persson.How are you as a landlord?I live in Los Angeles so I am an ideal landlord since I am out of Office.
Of interest: contact Gunilla on gunilla.hollywood@gmail.com. For rent: from 1 november this year to May 1, 2013. The apartment is also possible to rent a shorter period, but not less than three months.

Hopeless audience

Gullmarsplan In Stockholm
A mother ~ 45 and her son ~ 10 go together. His son, jumping and playing up on stone plates on the ground and clearly shows that he is not interested in what his mother said.
Mother: ... and then played John Travolta in the speakers. He was known in my time. We found him dancing crazy good and was skiiiiitsnygg. So when Anna and I ran out onto the dance floor to shejka loose and ...
The boy jumps up and Lands a good bit in front of the mother.
Mother: no, come back! This is interesting!

21 November 2012

Heavyweight meeting in Thailand

Weather
The weather is different on different coasts. During most of the year, rainfall almost twice as much on Phuket which on Samui but in november reverses, and during december and January rainfall on Koh Samui, even if it's low levels. So exactly during the period when most Swedes go here. That is why many feel that it rains more on the East Coast. But already in January are rain amounts almost as and from February, Ko Samui is by far the most hours of sunshine. Overall, therefore, win the Ko Samui. But you travel just over Christmas so win Phuket.
Beaches
Phuket has more beaches and more to choose from, but the distances are so great that we cannot travel around as easily here as on Koh Samui. To choose the right beach. Many of the real luxury hotels in Phuket have managed to cut their fine Beach Strip, which has not been as easy on Koh Samui. The quality of the public beaches, however, are comparable. Chaweng beach on Koh Samui is one of the most beautiful beaches in Thailand but beauty cannot make plenty when turisthorderna surge on Koh Samui. The beach is so developed that its beauty is hardly visible.
Ökänsla
Phuket is geographically not a true island because it is a country of heavy linking it to the Mainland. But it is not because we do not have any ökänsla on Phuket. It is simply too big. It is not just from one side to the other. Motorways and cities do not have the experience of being in an isolated location. On Koh Samui, on the other hand, are always aware that we are on an island, It is never far to a beach and go up in the mountains, toward the center of the island, so you get a fantastic view of the sea and horizon.
Prices
Thailand is always cheap with Swedish standards. Koh Samui is just a bit more expensive than Phuket. Is offerings on Phuket larger so it is easier to find cheaper alternatives, on the other hand, is a matter of simple logistics: because Koh Samui is an island so everything there by boat or air which pulls up
prices. It is also more expensive to get to Koh Samui, mainly because there are direct flights to Phuket from Sweden, but even if we travel via Bangkok, the tickets to Koh Samui. To Phuket are more airline competition and pushing down prices.
Party
Phuket. You can't get away from that Phuket at Patong Beach is a partymecka. There is just enough hårdhudad — cynical might – or aware of what places we should not set foot on and what advances we will not accept it is a svårslaget for those who want to dig down into a partybonanza. Phuket wins this round by knockout, but Samui has also its partyliv. The back streets of Chaweng, leads down to both doubtful and the trendy. You can have a huge party on Koh Samui, but it cannot compare with the lunacy in Patong.
Writ Of Summons
Phuket has a
range that far exceeds the small Koh Samui. But Koh Samui is the atmosphere, which
It is considerably more laidback and very trendigare. Phuket has the major known luxury hotels but Koh Samui has the most exclusive venues in a compact space. A
Hotel W Retreat Samui
is one of the coolest locations throughout Thailand. Although Ko Samui is a major tourist destination which has been developed over the decades, there is still a lot of untouched places where lives are on as it always has done.

If body cake

Fik, Göteborg

Two older men ~ 70 discussing Gustav Adolfs pastries.
Man 1: to eat up the King, no, I would never do!
Man 2 (fundersamt): NoNo ... But oblaterna is good?

20 November 2012

The issue, he did eat up

McDonalds, Stockholm
Man ~ 25 (for the male Adviser ~ 25): a coffee, please.
Adviser: Yes. Do you want to eat here or take with?
Man: I will not eat, I will drink.
Adviser: Okay, do you want to drink this, or do you want to drink somewhere else?
Man: what difference does it make for the role, I may surely in the same mug?
Counsel fall silent, on the contrary, looking nervous and then goes to fetch coffee.

19 November 2012

New jam tempel for wearing crazy

Alain Milliat is a bit of syltens and its juice Zlatan: a champion in that dribbla with berries and fruit. He began to sell his hautecouture-jams and juices directly to hotels and luxury restaurants for 15 years ago, each season unveils his new "collections". Now open-label your own juice bar with restaurant in Paris, located at 159, rue de Grenelle.

The decor is modern in wood and concrete. The chef took Milliat a British "boss" who worked with Billy Pierre Gagnaire. This is not the beverages "Apple juice" or "vinbärssaft". It is called Coxäpplejuice from Normandy or Nectar on Rosé Cabernetdruva from Gaillac.

Moreover, it is not juicekällare or juicekyl without flavour library. By Alain Milliat, fruit seriously, indeed!

Would rather crash and bang than plingeling

Sundsvall

A girl ~ 18 with headphones go swiftly on the sidewalk. A guy ~ 18 should just ride on her when she takes a sudden step aside in order to avoid a water. He accidentally run over her feet and overturned with the cycle.
The girl (picks out headphones): But it was themselves!
The guy (desperately): Oh, shit! It was good?!
Girl: Yeah, it went well. It was not I who went bankrupt ...
Guy: So I know that it should have a Bell on the bike, but I have not had time to get it yet. And frankly so do I run rather liberal than manually say "ding dong".

18 November 2012

Rent a Hoy and pedaling around Manhattan

Do you have any hours over and ants in the legs? Rent a bike for around 40 dollars, obtain a gratiskarta of Manhattan's bike paths and jump back in the saddle. It is approximately 55 kilometres around Manhattan and you will certainly be able to see things beyond the guidebooks recommendations.

It is possible in principle to bike around the Neighborhood on bicycle paths along the water. It becomes a little tricky on the East side of Harlem, where you have to get into the traffic between 125th and 160th Street. Otherwise it is bilfritt. When fatigue creeps closer to a beverage stop at Pier i Café next to the Hudson River, 500 W 70th Street. Mat you will find the best and cheapest up in Harlem. And in Inwood Hill Park around 207 4th Street, you are definitely an exclusive tourist.

Yes, some people never get to it!

Commuter trains between Norrviken and Sollentuna

Two girls ~ 15 sitting and discussing a guy. Opposite them is a woman ~ 45.
Girl 1 ("confined to that friend): I have been asleep in the same room as him.
The woman (girl): excuse me!?
Girl: I have slept in the same room as him!
Woman: But sharpen up now, "I've slept in the same room as HIM." You may lie with whomever you want, but you must properly spoken Swedish.
Girl: But I have not had sex with him!

17 November 2012

A kebab worth queuing up for

Every day curls long queues in front of the modest kebab kiosk on the Mehringdamm 32 in Kreuzberg. There must be something special about Mustafas kebab. We decided to test and had to queue up for exactly 40 minutes before we had a chicken kebab in hand for 2.90 euros.

It was actually very good. What was the secret? Mustafa has of course a website, http://www.mustafas.de/, where he tells of the fresh vegetables, the equally fresh feta cheese as granulated over law, if all of the love that he and the employees spend their food — and a few secret ingredients. "Mustafa's Gemüse Kebap" is located on the Mehringdamm underground station on the U7 line.

To be on the blast and the blast

Number 11 tram, Göteborg

Girl ~ 35 (sitting on the streetcar and talk loudly and ease with on their mobile phone): have you got the girl than this? No. ... However bad you with someone? No ... Buses to many? I am bad about a part but is pregnant with him that which works abroad and is emotionally unavailable. He know nothing than he has had problems with his back and is not susceptible to such information.

16 November 2012

As fine as the Central Park

Autumn stroll in Central Park? Yes, Certainly. But when you get tired of the turisthorderna, take the Metro out in Brooklyn at Prospect Park and the adjoining botanical gardens.

When landscape architects Frederick Law Olmsted and Calvert Vaux was clear in Central Park took the new tag and designed Prospect Park which was completed in 1867. The latter is somewhat smaller than its predecessors but no less beautiful. It is also the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, which is open all year round.

There are both local plants, a Japanese garden and a herb garden. $ 10 entry cost for an adult and you can find it at 150 Eastern Parkway, 455 Flatbush Avenue.

Intimate (with) the limbs will first

Bus, Stockholm

A bunch of guys ~ 16 discussing various topics and get into the football.
Guy 1: So in which football team is the type incest. If you are looking up to them and know someone in the team so it will be in!

15 November 2012

Opera for a good and smal money

To go to the opera in New York need not be an expensive affair. Every Monday – Thursday sold 150 tickets at the Metropolitan Opera for 20 dollars each (about 140 dollars). But it requires a little patience and time to gain access to the attractive tickets. Two hours before the performance is released and it is good to go to the Opera already at 16 to queue up.

For those who do not want to queue up and would rather go to the opera on Fridays or Saturdays is a ticket lottery online. On/rush, visitors can metopera.org during Mondays between 10 and 12, local time, to see which weekend tickets released to wreck the price of 170 kroner and sign up for the lottery. You will have luck on your side, it's just your name being dragged on the following day. But remember that the tickets must be collected on site on Wednesday.

Shame on such a lovely evening

Road resturant outside Gothenburg

The clock is around 7.30 p.m., and two men ~ 70 standing in queue to buy food.
Adviser: Daily?
Woman 1 (smiles and looks away quickly if the axis): no, I wonder what it is in this special dish.
Adviser: it's a piece being individually, French fries and really really homemade Bearnaise sauce. However, it ordering it at checkout.
The woman (thank counsel and then turns to his friend and whispers): Oh, the fries are great sinners!

14 November 2012

Simple tricks to avoid error tips

"How much do I give in drinking in New York"? A frequently recurring question that needs an answer.

The general rule is to provide about 20 percent of restaurant visits. A good tip is to look at the bottom of the receipt where VAT accounts, so-called tax. Double the sum will be closer to 20 percent. Ordering your drink in a bar, and not at their desk, on the other hand, one dollar per drink. Regardless of whether you buy soft drinks, beer or a drink.

Service industries should also be drinking, such as hairdressers, beauty salons and taxi drivers. Here is a little more for aesthetic preference but reckoned with 20 percent.

If you pay by card in taxis are three preset drinking buttons on the tv screen, 20, 25 and 30 percent. You travel a very short distance, or is dissatisfied with the execution so ignore them and enter their own dricksbeloppet.

Belly dance, paddle

Gröna Lund, Stockholm
Takida will just behave and come out of your speakers. Three men ~ 60 standing in the crowd and wait.
Man 1: Imagine that they have received Shakira to come all the way here!
Cred: Hanna
Published on september 23, 2012. 18: 24 in Stockholm by Jennie
Comments: 7

13 November 2012

The ice cream is hot in The Big Apple

Ice cream in large loads, let tourists get some more ice cream. Yes, it seems New York think of it ploppar up more and more glass-kiosks in Manhattan's streets. For those who want to skimp on calories, there are several companies that offer yoghurtglass in dozens of flavors with fruit or nuts that topping.

A favorite is the 16 handles which among other things found on 498 6th Avenue. Here, you can pour out your yoghurtglass in the beaker and the price is based on the mass of the beaker.

The Popbar, 5 Carmine Street in the West Village, is all pinnglass homemade. Choose from popGelato, popSorbetto or popFroyo all of which contains a lot of vitamin c, protein, and calcium. And a popSorbetto does not contain more than 80 calories. Lovely good.

Written by Linda Flood 11: 38, May 22, 2012 in the category New York
Photo: Alamy
Ice cream in large loads, let tourists get some more ice cream. Yes, it seems New York think of it ploppar up more and more glass-kiosks in Manhattan's streets. For those who want to skimp on calories, there are several companies that offer yoghurtglass in dozens of flavors with fruit or nuts that topping.
A favorite is the 16 handles which among other things found on 498 6th Avenue. Here, you can pour out your yoghurtglass in the beaker and the price is based on the mass of the beaker.
The Popbar, 5 Carmine Street in the West Village, is all pinnglass homemade. Choose from popGelato, popSorbetto or popFroyo all of which contains a lot of vitamin c, protein, and calcium. And a popSorbetto does not contain more than 80 calories. Lovely good.

Do you have difficulty differentiating between nouns, adjectives and verbs?

Do you have difficulty differentiating between nouns, adjectives and verbs?
No problem, the school changed their teaching methods:
Nouns are words we put "hell" or "motherfucker" befor: motherfucker watch up man, etc.
Adjectives are words you put "shit" before: fuck shit gorgeous etc.
Verb put it "out of hell" after: drank out of hell, ran out of hell etc.
So now it's shit simple for the young fuckers to learn out of hell!

12 November 2012

The Declaration came as a letter in the post

LTH, Lund


Girl ~ 20 (for a contemporary friend): Therefore I have ordered stuff where Ica short with credit but so amazingly weird that I'm going to get out there on the Willys. It is, after all, an Ica card!


What cultural excursions are good?


QUESTION:
We are going to Montreal for two weeks to visit our daughter who works there. We will of course see us around downtown, but what other places are good for cultural and historical sightseeing? Quebec maybe?
Family Christensson


ANSWER:
The four hundred year old city of Quebec is definitely the place to experience culture, history and romance. It is also easy to get to: 26 miles by car, or slightly more than three hours on the train.
The city's absolute måsten includes a visit to the Place Royal, an atmospheric small square surrounded by 17th-century structures, and the spot where Champlain was Quebec's first home in 3224. Other tasks you should schedule is a walk along the city walls – a 4,6 km tour up in the town's old stone walls, a tour of the Chateau Frontenac, the Royal Hotel in which Churchill and Roosevelt planned d-day, and an exploration of the plains of Abraham, where the bloody battle when England's General Wolfe defeated the French General Montcalm took place in 1759. If you tire of historic visits, so you can wander around in old town mazes of small alleys and get lost among the gatuuppträden and cosy small inns and stop periodically to a Café au lait, a brittle Danish pastries or an overflowing plate of poutine (French fries drowning in cheese and skysås) to stock up on energy.

EPIC offering

Bus 801 Uppsala-Stockholm-Arlanda


A pair of ~ 18 sits at the back of the bus and talk.
Girl: I have offered my whole school for you. (Long long silence) And for your dam little mini car!


11 November 2012

Scenic views in Tobago

After eating us saturate at a buffet of local, exotic fruits, we guide Sean De Freitas to explore the rain forest on the mountain.

We will start before the heat becomes excruciating. Morning light is soft and pink. Small gravel paths takes us steeply up the coast. Cycling is stressful but it is compensated by the beautiful nature. Solande lizards running and hiding when we roll into their territories. We take quick height and soon vecklar Caribbean Sea in his infinity.

The colors and djungelljuden makes me forget how difficult cycling is.

The closure of the mountain tour is put on my top five list of cool nature. We go us deeper into the rain forest, takes us over the creeks, push clusters of banana plants, the sönderbitna of mosquitoes and bicycles gently on the sometimes non-existent path. We come finally to the Highland Waterfall – a 21 m high waterfall and lagoon. We throw our clothes and swim up to the descending water. It is one of the most refreshing I have seen.

Tourism in Tobago is in many places completely undeveloped, in other places it has been longer. Here are both deserted Beach Strip and large luxurious beachhotell. The closer to the airport it is, the more developed it is, the further away, the smaller will be the way and Wilder becomes nature.

Around Crown Point and the betalstranden Pigeon Point gather tourists for shopping, restaurants, and an exciting ride in the glasbottnade boats. Along the Caribbean coast lies the small fishing villages with nature, such as Buccoon and Castara and fine beaches that Turtle Bay and the Englishman's Bay.

Katamaranen "Iceland Girl" is approaching the shore and we are just four people waiting for it. Then they will. Ten German tourists. The smokes and has a Speedo on. I jump on board and take a seat far in the boat where I can be myself.

Snorklingen in itself is not magical, but there is a fine line where we add in the desolate beaches. It is when we are heading home again as it starts to happen. First, medvinden, there, so that we can sail. We are pouring out of the wind and if it were not for loud calypsomusik, the entire scene has been silent.

Suddenly, I see two dorsal fins, just left of the bow, just over a hundred metres further into the water. The dolphins, in quantities. The water is dotted with them, they are everywhere. Dolphins stay long around the boat and does not seem to get enough of the surfvåg we create. Unfortunately, we cannot jump into the water for the captain, but I just have to touch one of them. I leaned myself down with the entire upper body, suddenly, a dolphin to the surface and I can savour his ryggfena. One second of pure happiness.

The day ends at the hotel's restaurant, Sandy Point Village which is situated just a few meters from the Caribbean Sea. I enjoy a hummer with a few glass välkylt chardonnayvin. A very worthy finish on the day.

"But have you heard the latest about the iPhone 4S with Siri!?"

Bus Stop, Solna Road


Woman 1 ~ 25: I have this new iPhone 4S with Siri. I can tell Siri to call someone or book something on the calendar.
Woman 2 ~ 35: Well, I did not know that our Siri was like that.


10 November 2012

7 things you must see in London

Pizza with New York flair

Restaurants: Crate Brewery

Even after the Olympic circus left London's Hackney Wick, one of the areas closest to the Olympic Stadium, worth a visit for its cool, innovative restaurants and cafes. One of the latest additions, Crate Brewery, well be in Hackney Wicks industrial vibe. Rather than Recalling Brooklyn but feels at the very East of London. The beer from their own brewery is quite successful, and the pizzas are different and good.

Unit 7, White Building, Queens Yard


www.cratebrewery.com


Eat tapas – in Italian,

Restaurants:
Polpo

Near Smithfields meat market you will find a Polpos of three London restaurants. This is almost always full, a clear sign that Polpos Italian snacks are favoured by Londoners. Ordering two or three dishes each. Select and choose between dishes like pizzette (thin minipizzor), meatballs, fish dishes, salads and much more. Very, very good food and nice atmosphere.

2 Cowcross Street, + 44 20 72 50 00 34

www.polpo.co.uk

Underground adventure

See and do: Old Vic Tunnel

In the old railway tunnels beneath Waterloo Station hands, it really matters. The Old Vic Theatre has opened London's perhaps most interesting performancelokaler. Exhibitions, theatre shows and concerts are held here
in the dark aisles beneath the station. During the month of november are organised including film screenings under the name "Nights of noir". Scary fun entertainment!

Station Approach Road, www.oldvictunnels.com

New and innovative Theatre near the Castle

See and do: St. James Theatre

Noble St James is the first new theatre in Central London for 30 years and is located in the fancy neighborhoods near Buckingham Palace. In addition to the main stage is a smaller studio where it held Comedy Club, jazz concerts and other performances, and there is a nice bar and restaurant. In autumn and winter is playing, including the award-winning musical "Daddy Longlegs". Well worth a visit to the theatre or musikalsugna who want to try out a new, stylish place.

Palace Street 12


www.stjamestheatre.co.uk


Hotels, spa, and film screenings

Accommodation: W Hotel

It may be part of a hotel chain, but cool W Hotel suited in London. In the middle of the worst tourist area at Leicester Square are W, which has 192 rooms, a spa and a popular bar. In addition, the hotel often film screenings and other fun events. Rooms from 3 300 SEK.

Wardour Street 10

www.starwoodhotels.com/whotels

Designer Marc Jacobs Bookstore

Shopping: Bookmarc

Designer Marc Jacobs Bookstore Bookmarc has been in New York long but now open for the first time in London, in nedervåningen on Marc by Marc
Jacobs shop on South Audley Street. In addition to gapa of stylish vintage furniture that serves as the bookshelves this shop art-
books, music books, and anything else that Jacobs likes.

South Audley Street 56


www.marcjacobs.com


Shopping as an experience

Genre: McQ

More British clothes than in new McQ shop we look for. Mark, who is Alexander McQueens slightly more affordable line, has had its own shop
in time-honored Mayfair, an area that fits the ärkebrittiska,
Apparently, the outfits jaktinspirerade well. Still not cheap but for the fashion-
interested in a retail experience – the beautiful garment is so much London as it gets.

Dover Street 14

www.alexandermcqueen.co.uk/mcq


 

Daily double: Say the friendship that lasts forever

Night Club Summer!, Stockholm


If lavatories are two girls, both ~ 18, and improve on the makeup they have applied.
Girl 1: Oh what good to get fresh for a bit.
Girl 2: Yeah, really.
Girl 1: by the way, do you have a little concealer I can borrow?
Girl 2 (raises eyebrows and says with a mock tone): Haha, concealer? Lady, I'm just too good loking to use it.


09 November 2012

All the light on the Côte d'Azur

<br />Det fyrstjärniga hotellet Château Eza ligger på Côte d’Azur. Hotellets Michelinkrog serverar ”prinsens meny”, en fyrarätters lunchmeny för en femhundralapp. <br />The 4-star hotel Château Eza is situated on the Côte d'Azur. The hotel's Michelin restaurant serves "the Prince's menu", a four-course lunch menu for a femhundralapp.  Photo: PHILIPPE HAHN

<br />Restaurangen Le Figuier de Saint Esprit har en intensiv charm. foto: arnaud MONTALAND<br />The restaurant Le Figuier de Saint Esprit has an intense charm. Photo: arnaud MONTALAND photo: PHILIPPE HAHN

<br />Jean Cocteau-museet lockar horder av besökare. <br />Jean Cocteau Museum attracts hordes of visitors.  Photo: PHILIPPE HAHN

Finn din egen plats i den sydfranska solen. Find your own place in the Sun of southern France.  Photo: PHILIPPE HAHN

(D) it is about the light. Rays hits the white cliffs which okuvade rises out of the sea, and a billion sparkling reflections mirrors itself in the slow guppande the sea. The Sun is bright, light and magic – and above all unlimited. Côte d'Azur is blessed with over 300 days of sunshine a year.

The legendary Côte d'Azur, the Southern French coastline that we call the French Riviera, is boundless. No one seems to really know where it begins and where it ends. Or rather, nobody seems to really like to take a position on the dividing line. Everyone wants to be part of it. A guess is that French Riviera stretching from Menton to the East and Sainte-Maxime in the West. But who is really so nogräknad, when the rays of the Sun yet is enough and will be over for all?

For many, the Côte d'Azur has become synonymous with holidays. Deluxe kind. The season has its beginning in may, when many international actors visiting the Cannes film festival. Next is glamourcirkusen, and here there is no question of any discrete decadence: giant luxury yachts with its own helipad, mångmiljons cars of grälla colors, uppumpade breasts in previously unknown kupstorlekar and melchizedekflaskor with champagne are commonplace wherever you look.

Best of all is that everyone gets a free ride a bit of luxury. It infects by itself, So it is in all cases when on a pavement, sits next door to Jack Nicholson or Beyoncé and sippar at välkylt a glass of rosé wines.

This guide is an attempt to show on the Côte d'Azur from the inside. Choose Riviera, it is not possible to avoid the masses. But once in place should be chosen with care to get as close to that of the definends sense of light, space and time as possible.

Four-star with Swedish ancestry

ACCOMMODATION

Château Eza

Is there any point in life where we will add the extra money it is at Château Eza, a four-star hotel innästlat between the steep little streets in what many consider to be Côte d ' Azurs most beautiful Moroccan mountain village. From any of the personally decorated rooms, which between the years 1923 and 1976 belonged to the Swedish Prince Wilhelm, looking straight down the steep enclosure overlooking the sea and Eze-sur-Mer.

22, rue de la Pise, Eze

www.chateaueza.com

Intense charm
family restaurant

FOOD AND DRINK

Le Figuier de Saint Esprit

Under a giant fig trees on a överbyggd courtyard in old Antibes, Chef Christian Morisset family warmly received guests at Le Figuier de Saint Esprit. The exquisite adds to the impression, the humble unobtrusive service and Christians welcome summarizes this krogs intense charm. And the food-especially the kitchen's North African interpretation of lammtagine is not for hoes.

14, rue Saint-Esprit, Antibes

www.christianmorisset.fr

Unique offering
from heaven

SHOPPING

Souff'Lemon

The world's most svårtransporterade souvenir is probably Souff'Lemons lemon suffléer from Antibes. And it is something we can rejoice in today's globalized society, where most of the world's everybody is available everywhere. It is therefore this latte Antibes address for a lättflyktig and unique bite of heaven.

6, avenue Niquet, Antibes

+ 33-4-933 404 44


www.soufflemon.fr


990 the Cocteaus main work

WORTH SEEING

Musée Jean Cocteau

Bilbao effect has come to Menton. With the opening of the new Jean Cocteau Museum, visitors have flowed to the amposta before Italienangränsande who in recent years have been known for their blue hairy tanter and their acidic lemons. Like a porous skeleton encloses a concrete structure, the 2,700 square meters glaskuben with 990 of the Cocteaus main works (drawings, paintings, ceramics and movies) can be seen.

2, Quai Monléon, Menton


French Riviera.The French themselves are using exclusively the concept of Côte d'Azur when they speak on the seaboard. Famous coastal cities, Saint Tropez, Sainte Maxime, St Raphaël, Cannes, Antibes, Nice, Villefrance-sur-Mer, St Jean Cap Ferrat and the Principality of Principality of Monaco.


Geography for beginners

Restaurant, Östersund


Girl 1 ~ 16: I have a trip to Amsterdam in the gift.
Girl 2 ~ 16: where is it?
Girl 3 ~ 16: type in London.
Girl 4 ~ 16: no it is located next to Copenhagen.
Girl 3: Yes, that's right, but you have to go across the Lake.


08 November 2012

Fashion world looks towards Paris

Location, decor, and Strauss Kahn
Accommodation: Murano
Hotel Murano had been forgotten, despite the avant-garde design and heating up the situation in Upper Marais. Then came the former Monetary Fund Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn. After the Hotel Sofitel in New York City, the hotel W in Washington and the Hotel Carlton in Lille, Northern France, Strauss-Kahn Murano in Paris on the media map. Here, in the luxurious taksviten, he is under an ongoing legal investigation have engaged in obscure sexfester. Take on Tizianosviten with a small roof-top pool.
13, boulevard du Temple, 3rd arr.

www.muranoresort.com

Superlyx or separate eye-to-eye
Restaurants: Shangri-La
Newly opened super-lyxhotellet immediately became stjärnbestrött. For those who just want to feel like Oscar Wilde in the Napoleon III style with Asian twist is the perfect brunch.
10, avenue d ' Iéna, 16th arr.
www.shangri-la.com
Sassotonde
In the tough competition of Tuscan restaurants, Sassotonde. Bonus for extra everything-menu ("dedégustation"). The pub is full of crannies with everything from private eye-to-eye-table to the corner of the larger society. 40, rue Jean-Pierre-Timbaud, 11th arr."Goodbye Lenin"-style with vodka and beer
Nightlife: Le Kremlin
"Goodbye Lenin"-style prevailing in this bar that opened in the midst of the previous grim winter. Eastern European beer and vodka in vintage style with a rock feel.
6, rue André Antoine, 18th arr.

Le Trabendo Nouveau

In the spring of this year opened the Trabendo Nouveau, a brand-new and colorful concert hall with guinguitte (bryggdans) and vegetarian terrace near the Canal, Ourq. Everything from hip-hop, electro and jazz are on the program.
211, avenue Jean Jaurès, 20th arr.

www.letrabendo.net

Centre for contemporary art in new premises
Worth seeing: Palais de Tokyo
Palais de Tokyo is now Europe's largest centre of its kind for contemporary art. After the extension is now 22,000 square metres ready to receive creative people. Visitors dive down in cellar rooms or flanerar in bright rooms with views of the Eiffel Tower. With the opening, it has created a real cultural walk from the Musée de Quai de Bercy across the bridge to the right bank and avenue d ' Iéna which Palais de Tokyo, Musée de la Mode et du Textile, and Musée d'Art Moderne is located.
13, avenue du Président Wilson, 16th arr. www.palaisdetokyo.comLatest technologies in the same field
Shopping: Audio Technica
Buy a new Ipad for the home journey of Apple's flagship store behind the Opera (or in the Louvre's shopping center) and supplement with a pair of pubescent headphones Audio Technicas latest design shop round the corner. You will find nothing in your flavor where you can go 100 meters to Colettes shop at 213 Rue Saint-Honoré.
11, rue des Pyramides, 1st arr.
Between september 25 and October 3, is to appear at these addresses:

Librairie Galignani


The continent's first English-language bookshop with plenty of art. This is Karl Lagerfeld Browse books between the displays. 224, rue de Rivoli, 1st arr. www.galignani.com


Salon David Mallett

Be cut by David Mallett, fashion strutsarnas own personal Barber.
14, rue Notre-Dame-des-Victoires, 2nd arr. www.david-mallett.com

Anahi

Dine in an old slaktarlokal. Here gloating over the fashion mafia in Argentine meat.
49, rue Volta, 3rd arr.

Silencio

Drink aperitif at Club Silencio, as David Lynch have drawn. Guaranteed "Twin Peaks"-feeling. Before midnight only for members. It is to be here.
142, rue Montmartre, 2nd arr.

www.silencio-club.com


Montana

The Club's cramped basement premises has become an extension of rock the fashion catwalks. Warning for narrow door.
28, rue Saint-Benoit, 6th arr.

The Cité de la Mode et
du Design, Les Docks
Watch kultkreatören Prom cia gas creations from the 1960s to the new fashion and
design centre at Seinefloden. 34, quai d'Austerlitz, 13th arr.
www.paris-docks-en-seine.fr

He pushed all the right buttons, and yet he came before her

Supemarket, Eskilstuna


A cashier ~ 25 has embarked on the final product and a man ~ 55 stands and to pay with the card.
Cashier: like that, now you can wrap your code.
Man: Okay.
The man enters his code.
Cashier: Wait a minute, now were you to fast.
Supervisor: Haha, Thaht I have not heard in last twenty years.


07 November 2012

So how you lurk the airlines

John Power, a Belgian inventor outside Antwerp, had long thinking in a way for air passengers to get away cheaply, to avoid checking in bags at the airport. Low-cost airlines frequently offers cost for hand luggage, but requires an additional charge for a second bag.


In the end he came on that it is possible to attach the gasket on the body by means of a specific rock with large pockets, which can also be folded into an ordinary bag when the plane has landed, "writes the Daily Mail.
I have seen how people have left behind at the airport because they had a few extra pounds in your bag, or been forced to check in hand luggage. In my eyes felt very unfair. I have seen how many have tried to crack the system, so I decided to find a solution where you don't look like a complete idiot, "says John Powers to the Daily Mail.


The jacket is available in different models and have special pockets for clothing, electronics and health items. Belgian admits, however, that he has received some strange looks when he walked around with a Briefcase, on the body, but says that it is worth the money he saves. It is clear, however, how easy it is to sit inside the cabin with a suitcase around the stomach.


Ryanair, according to the newspaper does not have any objections to the new invention, as long as it does not pose a security risk.


The friendship could have been a swipe, but she took it with a lightly

Green line, Stockholm


Two girls ~ 20 sit and talk.
Girl 1 (takes sudden hold of Girl 2 's foot): But, this is where your feet?
Girl 2 (look surprised at Girl 1 sitting and holding her shoe): Yes!
Girl 1: I was absolutely convinced that you had other feet before.


 

06 November 2012

Vengeance is a dish best served with meat and sauce

Travel Centre, Linköping


Two women ~ 30 sitting and discussing everyday problems in the home.
Woman 1: my husband is a such an old hag, he can never tell from and he will never be angry. Your man's head, it is in all cases a little pressure.
Woman 2: Yes, he can get insanely angry. He once broke a hole in the wall for the LHC lost his hockey game.
Woman 1: Wow, the va worst. ... Yes, my husband became angry at me once.
Woman 2: Angry? Really angry? What did he do?
Woman 1: I think he peeled the potatoes a little slarvigare than usual just because are messing.


05 November 2012

Where I hear the best music in Cuba?


Question:I plan to go to Cuba and is very fond of Buena Vista Social Club and that type of music. Are there any clubs in Havana, or anywhere else for that matter, that I should not miss?


Answer:If you like different, live music, you have come to Cuba. Buena Vista Social Club-classics such as "Chan chan" from the first album can be heard in the evenings on many squares in Cuba. A first night at Havana Plaza Vieja atmo­sfärisk introduction to Cuba, although a bit turistigt.


Buena Vista Social Club albums spanning many of Cuba's musical genres. Many of the band's recordings shows off son (Cuba's musical backbone which in turn can be subdivided in rumba and danzón), but even folklórico (Cuban folk music), jazz, Cha-Cha-Cha and mambo.


Known as Rumba was born in the poor port-areas of Matanzas in the 20th century among African slaves who lived there. Matanzas is the right place to hear rumba on the, even today, for example, in the Plaza de la Vigía. Calle-jón de Hamal in the Havana district of Vedado-is another good choice. Rumba spiced with danzón, originally a type of ballroommusik, has become today's hugely varied. An excellent venue to hear the son of Vedados is the Casa de la Amistad.
To listen mambo, you should visit Cienfuegos, the birthplace of this music's most famous exponent Benny Moré. There are many good teams here and in nearby Punta Gorda. Among the Havana classic jazz venues are Vedados Jazz Club la Zorra y el Cuervo.


Other good music experiences in the Havan-na include La Casa de la Música in Havana Vieja (salsa) and Tropicana in Marinaodistriktet for more glamorous kabaréunderhållning.

The breast is consolation in TV this fall

Commuter trains between Norrköping-Linköping


Two guys ~ 25 sitting and talking loudly while they check the TV listings in a newspaper.
Guy 1: Check, it is American Pie on TV tonight. German!
Guy 2: Okay ... But it is not even particularly good?
Guy 1: Ok, but we must in any case see a little breast!
Guy 2 nods assent.


04 November 2012

Can I travel around freely in Cuba?


Question: How free is it to travel around himself in Cuba and could you recommend some places outside Havana?

Answer: The short and somewhat frustrating answer to the first question is: not much. Cuba has a wonderful nature, the most dramatic in the West around Viñales. This is a bizarre kalkstensbackar protruding from an undulating green landscapes full of caves and underground pools. But even here, in Cuba's most popular artificial Park located, is hiking monitored. You need an official guide, and there are definite leads.
Likewise, it is of the 1,106 square kilometers large Parque Nacional Guanahacabibes, they State, with only a handful of 2-3 kilometres of hiking trails.
It is annoying with our Western standards to be able to go wherever and whenever we want to be able to see so little of Cuba's rich natural beauty. Good guides will be hiking informative.
Other major destinations are the leafy paradise Las Terrazas (in Delices and Mayabeque province), the fantastic mountain landscape Pico Turquino, Cuba's highest peak of 1 972 meters (Granmaprovinsen), as well as wilderness, Parque Nacional Alejandro de Humboldt.


But top get pubic but with polo becomes man solo

Gina Tricot, Uppsala

Girl 1 ~ 15: I cannot understand that girl that always have type Polo shirts, you know?
Girl 2 ~ 15: Yes she is seriously stange... I think she should get some friends or boys if she doesn't show skin as well?
Girl 1: Yeah, or what!? I usually like always have as low-cut as possible! How would I otherwise get type guys?
Girl 2: Yeah but like! The more breast showing the more guys and friends you get.
Girl 1: agree with! That is how life is like.

03 November 2012

Expressen takes over Everything about travel-today's Media

UPDATED. As dagensmedia .se earlier have been able to tell, Bonnier magazines across a range of titles. Now, it is clear that Wired Magazine takes over Everything about travel.

It was at the beginning of October to dagensmedia. see could reveal everything about travel hangs loosely at Bonnier magazines.

Now, it is clear that the magazine is taken over by Wired Magazine.

The transition from the end of the year. In this connection, the newspaper also increase issuance rates, from the six numbers a year to a number of the month.

"We are very happy. This showed up and travel is a strong segment for Expressen, so it suited us very well, "says Anna-Clara Welander, Director of Wired magazine, at dagensmedia.

At the same time incorporates the Expressen earlier the travel title Journey with everything about travel.

— We are making on the magazine to a monthly newspaper again, and also takes over the brand. We Travel today, but we are doing so that the magazine is all about travel and take over their subscribers, "says Anna-Clara Welander, and continues:

– The good thing in this case is that newspapers have the same target group. Both newspapers are broad and targeted at women. They are sunshine, dreams, tips and inspiration, so it will go well.

Will you make any other changes to the magazine?

– Before we sat and looked at what we can do about and improve the Resolution, so it is clear that Everything about travel will undergo some changes. But it is on the same target group, so we should convey the same feeling.


Pensioners must mobilise

The Gotland ferry from nynashamn


Two ladies ~ 75, sit and talk about modern technology.
Lady 1: Nah, cell phone that I will never get.
Lady 2: not me either, so things isn't necessary.
Lady 1, go to the bathroom, and when she disappeared. Lady 2 to a mobile phone from a handbag.


02 November 2012

Students ' travel outside the permissions problems in schools-Hbl

Many families go away also outside the school holidays. The children are lagging behind and the teachers will get more jobs.

There are many parents who choose to prolong autumn recess, and other school holidays with a trip, or take a break in the middle of the semester.
Head teachers as Hufvudstadsbladet has spoken with say they understand that it will be cheaper, because trips often rises in the price of permits. But there are also many disadvantages.
--A way to show the children that we give priority to school is taking a holiday in which schools are allowed, "said Laila Andersson, Rector of Mattlidens school in Espoo.
Usually she insist on parental meetings. Her school has 650 students in grades one through nine. Class, who agrees to leave on for five days. To her, the applications for more than a week, and so far this fall, she has approved a 20-something.
– Before Christmas and Autumn holidays are a pair of students in each class. All over a week is a long absence.
Important is, according to her parents realize that the school is moving forward even if the child is gone. Most parents understand that they need to do in order to make up for the absence. Some, according to Andersson still irritated over the crowd.
– You know yourself how much that happens when you are away from work a week. The same is true for the kids, "says Director Laila Andersson.
For the teachers give homework due for the holidays also added jobs.
Can backtrack
In Kvarnbackens school in Porvoo, headmistress Anne Smolander just this fall approved a dozen vacations for more than three days. Some trips can be made on next year's page.
But ensured that the school has 358 students in grades one through six, it means that a significant percentage are gone during the school year.
It is not entirely unproblematic, but it depends on the child. Some are easy to learn and absorb knowledge.
Children with greater difficulties, however, to go back and find it difficult to come back.
Also Smolander tend to urge parents to arrange their holidays when children are allowed.
Like other Presidents, she still approves all applications for free.
— In Finland, we have compulsory education without teaching obligations. The responsibility of the student to derive what is taught in school is located on the guardian.
Have a student has been absent due to illness, the school on the other hand, if necessary the vakali schools.
Better with
Gustav Laxell, Rector of the Karis Swedish secondary, which has 261 students. He has approved twenty-eight voyages of more than three days.
It is surprising to many in such a short time.
He also sees positive aspects.
– After all, it is better to parents traveling with their children in secondary school than to go alone and leave them at home wind. And always learns something when we're away from home.

Line OCD

Bus, Malmö


The doors on the bus is broken and opened and closed it several times, each time the bus stops at a bus stop.
Girl ~ 12 (to his contemporaries buddy): Bus driver might have obsessions.


 

01 November 2012

Victoria hottest travel mate

Three women position themselves at the top of the Ticket private resort, study on the Swedes ' dream companion on the journey.

1. Crown Princess Victoria
2. Laleh
3. Gina Dirawi
4. André Pops
5. Mikael Persbrandt
6. Noomi Rapace
7. Zlatan
8. Måns Zelmerlöw
9. Henne
10. Fredrik Reinfeldt

Royal flair on vacation — whether Swedish people may choose. Crown Princess Victoria turns out to be popular in all age groups. Most popular, she is among women, where almost one in five any time travelling with her. But there are a few differences between how men and women have made their choices.
-In second place among the women, Allsång på Skansen presenter Måns Zelmerlöw followed by Gina Dirawi. Men, by contrast, prefer the current Hollywood actress Noomi Rapace, followed by Laleh, says Martin Durnik, marketing manager of Ticket Private trips.
Another trend in the survey is that certain celebrities have a large regional aid. Northern Gina Dirawi was the most popular overall, in northern Sweden, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic was skåningarnas favorite. To André Pops come in fourth place, Martin Durnik as something of a surprise.
-A little surprising that he appears so high up. I think André Pops broke through plenty of OS-the Studio this summer, and also in the EM-Studio. He has been thoroughly exposed recently, and peaks, of course, among the guys on the list, ahead of both Persbrandt and Zlatan.
The survey polled more than 1,000 people.

Ded talk on life

Study hall at Lund University


Guy 1 ~ 20 (for a group of contemporaries guys): Yes, to be dead is an absolute. It's like surf porn, either do it or you do not.