Last minute Christmas-rusch for journeys

Take off five days travel away in two weeks.
This year's Almanac causes julrusch of tour operators.
Jambo has sold more than ever and now throw in travel more in the game.
Package tour operator Jambo will sell 50% more Christmas and new year holidays this year compared with 2011 calculates marketing manager David Karlsson. To meet demand, the secured site on the air for another 140 people on six different trips, including to Tanzania and Zanzibar, Sri Lanka, and Aruba. But don't count with some "sistaminutenpriser", a trettondagarsresa departing on another day to Aruba on 32 675 kronor.
-It is not cheap but it is a good price to be during this period, says David Callahan.
Which is true in this case. A charter trip with the wing to the hotel will cost 37 325. When you get an extra night, but rate is 4 650 dollars higher per person.

Lots of olives

A man came into a bar and ordered a dry martini. He got it, removed the olives he laid in a small jar and swept the rest of the content.
This was repeated until the jar was full.
-Strange dot there, said a guest at the bartender when the man had gone.
-Not at all, replied the bartender. His wife sent him to buy a jar of olives!

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Luck and speed made her triple winner-Sveriges Radio

Sölvesborgaren Lena Bengtsson is really a turgumma when it comes to Bingo lotto. Yesterday, when she won a car, travel and hemeletronik, it was the third time she came to bingo the Studio on television and took the win.
– Speed is crucial, says Lena Bengtsson.

Previously, Lena Bengtsson won several different things such as cars, trips and an annual consumption of ice cream.

– The family was happy, but now I can no longer eat ice cream, "she says.

Lena Bengtsson says she got bingo quickly and dialed quickly. Either it will be presented for the first time or not at all, she said.

I have preprogrammed number, says Lena Bengtsson.

Mad about chocolate

A bus driver driving a bus crowded city with pensioners along a highway when an old lady came up and tapped him on the shoulder.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully ate up. After about 15 minutes, she again and tapped him on the shoulder and she gives him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this eight times. When she comes for the ninth time he asks the little lady, why they do not eat up the entry themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible due to their old teeth, unable to chew with them. "why did you buy them?" He asks confounded.
And the old lady says: "we just love the chocolate around them."

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The plane can do airports quieter

Dreamlinern and future Airbus planes, Airbus A350 XWB, is said to be the future of aircraft.

Dreamliner-plan are made of composite materials, making them lighter than today's planes, while the engine capacity has been increased. The plan will be able to fly faster and cheaper than today's traditional plan. Dreamlinern, who has named Boeing 787, for example, has a higher cruise speed than Boeing 737 but dropped the 25 percent less fuel.

For several airports in Europe is one of the greatest challenges that do not increase the noise burden on the environment while at the same time, the airport will handle more aircraft take-offs and landings.

Volvo Aero, which manufactured parts for Dreamlinermotorerna in Trollhättan, indicate that the noise level is reduced by 10 decibels. Overall, should Dreamlinern be 25 decibels quieter than Boeing 737-600.

– The development of quieter and more efficient aircraft that Boeing 787 Dreamliner and the Airbus A350 XWB ahead is important. We have just applied for a new permit to Stockholm Arlanda Airport, where above all the noise with even carbon emissions are important components, Swedavia, which owns eleven airports in Sweden, in a press release.

The first Dreamlinern that landed in Sweden belongs to the Ethiopian Airline. Dreamliner plane has so far only been delivered to Ethiopia and Japan.

Missionary preaching

The missionary was preaching not the Gospel among vildarna in the village. He had decided to teach the Chief Swedish. He took Chief walking and said:
-Beautiful weather today.
Chief reiterated "beautiful weather today" correctly. Just came down to a beach where a man swam.
-A man swimming, said the Commissioner.
-A man swims, replicated Chief.
He looked around and found a couple that were in the grass and loved. Commissioner harklade embarrassed themselves and said:
-A man who bicycles.
Chief took off his spear and pierced the loving couple. He was paralysed by fear:
-Why did so where? He asked shocked.
-MY BIKE! muttrade Chief.

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Two tigers are frolicing in the water, and it seems that they are really into each other.

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Here's the hip Berlin — right now

Hipsterbar and classic dance Palace
Restaurants: Partygang behind the new restaurant
Kater Holzig is the extension of mythical Bar 25 – known as Berlin's toughest and most flippade of celebrations. Since "the bar" was closed, the people behind either grown up or "commercialised", for now it is fashion parties and arrange hip pop-hotels in Mexico. Their restaurant Katerschmaus has become a popular stop. "Sooo very Berlin", with creative kitchen, hippt clientele, and pretty far from the original Club's LSD-trippiga Marathon celebrations.
Michaelkirchstrasse 23
www.katerholzig.de/restaurant

Bedagat dance Palace
If the name Clärchens Ballhaus – was familiar, it has certainly svischat past in any guide book. The bedagande beautiful dance department is loved among nostalgic and Berliner danssugna. In the oblique, and sepium House, dance ballroom dance, and käka schnitzel, feel the passage of time and höstsola on the terasse drinks. Cosy, cosy and relaxed.
Auguststrasse 24
www.ballhaus.de

French and hippt Jakobsmusslor, tartarer, and crème brûlée! Oh, what good! God, what Mitte! What the French?! What chic! What relatively relaxed! The newly opened Bistro celebrity 3 Minutes sur Mer is already booked out most all the time and have good reasons for that. the restaurant has pretty arrogant French kind no one site and time booking required.
Torstrasse 167

Barhäng for hipster
Cocktail bar "Tier is commonly known as Neuköllns most barhäng. Here are crowded, rökigt and full of artists, hipster and attracted creative. Try their Moscow mule or Pimm 's. If it is full, only to switch to Ä-Neuköllns first hipsterbar directly across the street. Where it is always
full with students and night uddare.
Weserstrasse 42

Do what you want on the deserted airport
Worth Seeing: Airport park
Berlin's airports opened, closed, used in war, saves lives, it becomes overdue, politicised and costs a few billion extra nice. The now-defunct airport Tempelhof, once the world's largest building, is working today who intervene on newest park haunt. Until we have solved what should become of the empty airport, you simply do some what they want. Skateboarding and the kite, drinking beer, and devote themselves year guerrilla gardening. Sunny autumn Saturdays are magic long and peaceful on the huge open area.
Tempelhofer Damm 1-7

Latest trend for a cheap peng
Shopping: Crazy low price
Hate or love, and nothing in between. The English-language low-price clothing chain
has long been the first (or last) shopping destination for weekendshopoholics. To the shops in London, young girls with empty trunks that are filled to the breadth of this year's trends. Primark has now opened in Berlin and has already become an obvious stop for anyone who likes equally fast cash as trends. If you come out with good health is another fifth. Schloss-Strassen-Center,
Walther-Schreiber-Platz 1
www.primarkberlin.de

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Nisse is going into a bar and orders a beer.

Nisse is going into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender set it in front of him and Nisse knocks out the entire glass over him.
-What do you do, shout the bartender.
"I apologize," said Nisse. I don't know what the father in me, but every time I go into a bar and get my beer as I look out across the glass over the bartender and afterwards I am ashamed so terrible.
-You should go to psychotherapy, "says the bartender.
Nisse goes his way and is not visible in several months, but then one day he comes up in the same bar and order a beer. The bartender put the beer in front of the Nisse pouring out all the glass over the bartender.
-What are you up to, shout the bartender. Did you not psychotherapy??!
-Yes, and now I am ashamed and not dugg at all!

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The hotel prices are rising

Hotel prices are rising, particularly in Rio de Janeiro.

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World's hotels are becoming more expensive. For the first time in five years, prices are up again, especially in the United States and Asia. Most of all it cost in Rio de Janeiro.

The average price of apartments rose by 4 percent during the first half of 2012. It shows a report from Hotels.com, based on the site's actual hotel prices for 140,000 hotels worldwide. It is mainly the United States and Asia, which begins to cost more. Most most expensive is Rio de Janeiro, where the average price is 1 980 SEK per night. The increase against the previous year's entire 37 percent.
-The number of Visitors has increased both private and business travellers. It is now also more domestic travelers in the country, affecting prices, says Åsa Söderberg Murphy, the Nordic region Manager for Hotels.com.

Europe is cheaper
Prices in Europe, however, has not gone up as much, on average, only one percent. In some places, they have even fallen, in Athens by 5% and in Marbella with 9 percent.
-For us Swedes, this is an excellent opportunity to enjoy the lower prices in Spain, Greece and Portugal, which we already have a penchant for, says Åsa Söderberg Murphy.
Northern Europe fared better, said she and exemplifies with Paris, London and Stockholm, where prices have risen.  In Paris, the increase 9 percent, and in Frankfurt, where many travels on business, 12 percent.
Cheapest of all countries are Viet Nam, one night in Hanoi is costing 345 kronor and in Ho Chi Minh City 506 SEK.

Most expensive locations. Kroner per night.
Rio de Janeiro, 1 980 kr
Monte Carlo, 1 937 kr
New York, 1 747 kr
Key West, 1,195 kr
Moscow, 1 599 kr
Geneva, 1 588 kr
Boston, $ 1,507
Dubai, 1 474 kr
Zurich, 1404 kr
Frankfurt, 1 384 kr

Cheapest seats. Kroner per night.
Hanoi, 348 kr
Ho Chi Minh City, 506 SEK
Pattaya, 524 kr
Bangkok, 599 kr
Albufeira, 605 kr
Krabi, 609 kr
Fuengirola, 614 kr
Ko Samui, 623 kr
Auckland, 625 kr
Torremolinos: 638 kr
Source: Hotels.com

Buy oliver

A man came into a bar and ordered a dry martini.
He got it, removed the olives he laid in a small jar and swept the rest of the content. This was repeated until the jar was full.
-Strange dot there, said a guest at the bartender when the man had gone.
-Not at all, replied the bartender. His wife sent him to buy a jar of olives!

Of The Devil

A dying man can visit both heaven and hell, and then choose. In heaven, it is morally and sad but in hell is the High Life: Booze, great music, beautiful and willing women.
The man chooses hell and are scrubbing toilets, clean and fit up.
He complains of the devil who says, "But my dear friend, you were here before, as a tourist. But now you are immigrants! "

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Ryanair's new scandals

It blows on Ryanair. In the short term, the low-fare carrier has been hit by several scandals. By leaving one of their plane left all passagere-who was forced to go home without help.

On Friday, the family Axelsson fly home from vacation in Croatia with Ryanair. But the plane was running empty back to Sweden, because of strong winds. Airport staff in Rijeka, convey what Ryanair welcomed: "passengers may take home best they want", writes Aftonbladet.
-So bad I never thought that they would behave, "said Mirva Axelsson, told the newspaper.
The family received the check flights, transfers and hotels, which cost about 8,000 dollars. Ryanair argued, however, that the emailed passengers with offer to reschedule the trip for free. For Aftonbladet, they said, too, that the family would be compensated.
This is just one of several scandals that Ryanair has been involved in lately. Here are three other events that create attention.

Expensive boarding cards
British Suzy McLeod travelled with Ryanair from Alicante in Spain to Bristol, England. She checked it in as it should be on the home page, but forgot to print the boardingkorten. When she was forced to pay a surcharge of EUR 60 per card, there was a total of about 2 600 SEK. Suzy McLeod wrote about the incident on Facebook: "push like if you feel that this is unfair." The post received over 500,000 likes. Some believe, however, that the airline was right.

Call the customer stupid
After Suzy Mcleod entered his post on facebook about extraavgifterna on boardingkorten commented CEO Michael O'Leary event. He said that travellers who are going without boarding cards at the airport is "stupid" and that those who don't like the rule can tighten the hell.

Many emergency landings
Recently, Ryanair has been noted for its many emergency landings, several of which have been in Spain. In mid-september nödlandade two planes in Spanish airports after the pilot stressed on technical problems. In July, three of the company's aircraft landed at Valencia airport on the same day, because of fuel shortages and in early september had two planes go when the cabin pressure dropped suddenly. Ryanair believes that the Spanish authorities operates a war against it, type the DN.
According to Aftonbladet, due to the many nödlandningarna that the company saves on fuel and do not fill the tank enough for unforeseen events.

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Set solid

-Last week when there was a power outage I was stuck in the lift for over three hours-it was probably nothing. I was four hours in an escalator.

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Masterly floor displayed in Siena

Now there is a chance to see parts of Sienas Cathedral which tend to be closed to tourists. Here are more great Italian churches, you don't want to miss.
Aisle in the big Cathedral of Siena is a true masterpiece, which not all visitors are discovered. Typically, the floor is covered with protective plates to prevent it from being torn apart by all tourists. But for two months now displays fine art in marble and mosaic, the newspaper La Repubblica. From 18 August to 24 October, there has been a chance to see works by Pinturicchio and Beccafumi. The reasons are, for example, the images of knowledge and Virtue, as well as pictures inspired by Christianity.
This, however, is just one of many great Italian cathedrals. Here are three others to check out.

Santa Maria del Fiore
It is not surprising that the Cathedral Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence is listed on UNESCO World Heritage list: it is an impressive experience. In Piazza del Duomo, the spectre of the magnificent symbol of Renaissance architecture up and sight takes almost blow a. The façade shifts beautifully in green, white and pink. The Church is one of Italy's largest and certainly one of the most beautiful.
Now, we can see that in the past was the entrance to the Cathedral, the eight tonne heavy bronze gate called door of paradise, which has been restored during the three decades. It is displayed in the Museo dell'Opera di Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence, from september 8.

The Basilica di San Pietro
This is probably one of the world's most famous churches, Basilica, which is technically located in Vatican City. The huge Cathedral was opened in its present state in 1626. Sex meanders often long to enter, hit streams both tourists and Catholics from all over the world. But the wait is rarely particularly long. Inside, we find not only a huge space and magical atmosphere but also the Bernini's magnificent sculptures. Don't miss Michelangelo's pietà sculpture La nor respect, directly to the right of the entrance. The ork in the legs can also go to the top via the stairs-very narrow and winding for a stunning view over Rome.

Il Duomo di Milano
This Cathedral is one of the largest Gothic churches in the world and the most important example of Gothic architecture in Italy. The construction began as early as 1386, but was not fully completed until the 19th century, which also means that the Cathedral is characterized by several different styles. Also rewarded anyone who can put up the stairs with a spectacular view over the city.

Now there is a chance to see parts of Sienas Cathedral which tend to be closed to tourists. Here are more great Italian churches, you don't want to miss.
Kyrkgången in the big Cathedral of Siena is a true masterpiece, which not all visitors are discovered. Typically, the floor is covered with protective plates to prevent it from being torn apart by all tourists. But for two months now displays fine art in marble and mosaic, the newspaper La Repubblica. From 18 August to 24 October, there has been a chance to see works by Pinturicchio and Beccafumi. The reasons are, for example, the images of knowledge and Virtue, as well as pictures inspired by Christianity.
This, however, is just one of many great Italian cathedrals. Here are three others to check out.
Santa Maria del Fiore
It is not surprising that the Cathedral Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence is listed on UNESCO World Heritage list: it is an impressive experience. In Piazza del Duomo, the spectre of the magnificent symbol of Renaissance architecture up and sight takes almost blow a. The façade shifts beautifully in green, white and pink. The Church is one of Italy's largest and certainly one of the most beautiful.
Now, we can see that in the past was the entrance to the Cathedral, the eight tonne heavy bronze gate called door of paradise, which has been restored during the three decades. It is displayed in the Museo dell'Opera di Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence, from september 8.
The Basilica di San Pietro
This is probably one of the world's most famous churches, Basilica, which is technically located in Vatican City. The huge Cathedral was opened in its present state in 1626. Sex meanders often long to enter, hit streams both tourists and Catholics from all over the world. But the wait is rarely particularly long. Inside, we find not only a huge space and magical atmosphere but also the Bernini's magnificent sculptures. Don't miss Michelangelo's pietà sculpture La nor respect, directly to the right of the entrance. The ork in the legs can also go to the top via the stairs-very narrow and winding for a stunning view over Rome.
Il Duomo di Milano
This Cathedral is one of the largest Gothic churches in the world and the most important example of Gothic architecture in Italy. The construction began as early as 1386, but was not fully completed until the 19th century, which also means that the Cathedral is characterized by several different styles. Also rewarded anyone who can put up the stairs with a spectacular view over the city.

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Partytrick

There were two rather drunk men in a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper in New York City. Suddenly said one:
"Do you know that uppvindarna outside this House is so strong that if one goes out the window so they don't fall down."
"It may well not be," replied the other.
"Yes! Some technologies, but I bet 1000 dollars that I do not fall down! "
"OK!"
Said and done! The man went up to the window, opened it, stepped out and hung suspended in the air.
"It was like hell," said the second man, "I put 2000 dollars on that I also can do it!!"
"Uhh ... Okay then! ", replied the first, whereupon the other quickly took a step out the window and fell to the hands loosely down towards the ground.
The first went quietly back to the bar and sat down and ordered a new drink. The bartender gave him it and said:
"Fuck what you become evil when you are full Superman!"

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At Bourbon street in New Orleans

The Big Easy, Crescent City, the original Sin City… New Orleans wears many titles. An early start to our day, and our first stop is Red Fish on famed Bourbon Street for an oyster po-boy, gumbo and sweet tea. Read the hole article on the link here.

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Basque country-pleasure on the border

CULTURE

Musee Basque, Bayonne

In a magnificent 18th century building by the river La Nive is one of Europe's finest museums. This depicted the Basque cultural history understandable and informative.

www.museebasque.com

MUSIC, DANCE AND PELOTA

Check out the tourist offices about current concerts, music festivals, dance performances, and pelotatävlingar.

www.cotebasque.com

BASQUE ARCHITECTURE

Pilgrimshalten St Jean Pied de Port has a unique building from the 15th-century along the city's oldest main street. Bayonne railway old half-timbered houses and winding alleys are worth a walk. St Jean de Luz is intimate and charming neighborhood a stone's throw from "sister village" Socoa with similarly Basque character. Ainhoas the main street is the archetypal, Basque architecture.

Eat and stay

La Tantina de la Playa

In the village of Bidart, directly on the beach. Completely fresh fish and seafood in the Spanish-French cuisine, olive oil-Grilled monkfish with Spanish heat is recommended. The maritime restaurant has magnificent views over the Atlantic Ocean. Loud atmosphere, great prices.

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L ´ Auberge Basque

Sympatiske the chef Cédric Béchade at Hotel Restaurant L'auberge Basque, an innovative cuisine in traditional bottom. Stylish hotel with beautiful rooms in the old 1600-talsdelen. Restaurant and bar of the talssnitt. Trend and tradition.

www.aubergebasque.com

Restaurant Arrambide

– Hotel Les Pyrénées

Hotel in St Jean de Port has one of the region's finest kitchens, kreerat of father and son Arambide. Menus from 40-100 euros. Fresh room.

www.hotel-les-pyrenees.com

Market Hall in Bayonne

Happy Oyster bar to pause the vid for food shopping in fine market Hall. Every Saturday year round is where outdoor food market. Located on the Quai du Commandant Roquebert;

Socoa

The neighbouring village of St Jean de Luz (they are basically combined) has several charming, unpretentious and affordable restaurants that moves out onto the quay during the summer.

Pierre Oteiza

The uncrowned king ham rescued a dying breed "porc Basque". Today Oteizas loved pigs in green oak woodlands and graze. In the village of Les Aldudes is he shop and simple tasting menu. Air-cured ham, tasty sausage, foie gras and other sweets produced by authentic and unspoiled.

www.pierreoteiza.fr

BEACHES

St Jean de Luz

The northern boundary has quiet bathing water in a lagunartad turn. Nice beach, perfect for the beachwalk, swimming and family swimming.

Bidart

Not long but the wider beach. Family Perfect. Close to a couple of excellent, simple beach bars with Basque cuisine and price friendly menus. This served a tasty three-course meal for 10-12 euros.

Biarritz

World-famous beach and surfing. Funny place and can get a little crowded during high season.

Hendaye

Border town against Spanish Hondarribia is a magnificent, broad, long beach. This offered the best beachwalken. If you have time, give Hondarribia a chance with its tapas-bars and beautiful neighborhoods of the early Baroque.

Prearranged

A petrol station owner in southern Sweden, tried to increase their income.
He put up a placard which said to read;
"Free sex when you thought" full tank "...
Soon drove the local inhabitants Nisse into the station will get the tank filled up, and asked how he get free six?
The owner asked him to choose a number between 1-9.
If he guessed he would get free sex.
Nisse estimated it at no 8, and the owner replied; "You were close. But the number was 7 the right.
I am sorry. No free sex this time.
A week later, drove the same Nisse, along with his friend,
Berra, at station again and filled up the tank.
Again he asked after the promised free sex!.
And the owner asked him again to guess a number between 1-9.
Nisse estimated it at no. 2 this time.
The owner replied that he was sorry but that was no 3. "You were close, but no free sex this time either."
When Nisse drove from station he said to Berra;
"I think there is something a bit fishy with this number guesing, I do not think that he offers free sex".
Berra replied;
"No no it is no way prearranged. My wife won twice last week. "

Predicting the weather

A tribe of Indians, asking his new Chief if winter will be cold or mild. Because the young Chief have not learned their ancestors methods he says for them to gather firewood and then ducking away to call the Swedish weather canel.
"Winter Will be cold?" he asks.
"Look so out", is the answer. So chief tells his people to gather more wood and calling again a week later.
"Are you sure that the winter is very cold?"
"Absolute."
More firewood is collected and the Chief are calling again: "are you sure?"
"I have said that this is the coldest winter ever!"
"But how do you know it?"
"To the Indians gather firewood as obsessed with!"

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Second-hand toys

I will never be jealous when I see my ex with new requests to date,
for my parents taught me to give their second-hand toys to less fortunate people

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This is what's happeneds when you not eat meat.

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Space Pen

You can buy today buy ink pens can write upside down, in water, in a 200-degree heat;
on all possible evidence and it has a lifetime warranty.
It is the result of a multi-million pound bet made by NASA several years ago for use in their space program.
The Russians used an entirely different technology in its space program. They used pencils.

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Sune was sitting at the bar

Sune was sitting at the bar and deppade over his fourth glass of beer. Your friend battering him in the back and asked:

-Why this acidic mine?

-Problems at home, sighed Ron. We had a terrible quarrel and finally shouted Kerstin was thinking that she does not say a Word to me in a month and then she ran out of the room and slapped back to the door.

-Yes, it was sad but a month goes quickly.

-I know! Today is the last day, so that's way I am so sad today!

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Three Bill

There were three Pitchers who came into a bar and ordered a bottle of beer, the bartender walked away to know those scribbled notes and took out three beers, and judgment on the bar counter. Then got a Bill for and vevade away a boomerang which made a turn through the bar and on the way back, with the beer and placed them in front of everyone, then he said "hallo guys i am from Australia, you can call me crazy Bill.

They sat down and drank his beer, and when all three drank up stepped the other Bill up, threw up three beer mats, drew his revolver and shot a hole in each. Then he said "Hello guys i am from America, you can call me" wild Bill ".

So thought a third Bill that has the other presented itself so surely I also so he got up and rebuked up your shirt and showed three nipples, then he pulled down  pants and was hanging out with two sets, then he said "hello guys i am from Russia, you can call me Tjernobill

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Fish Dance

We'll sit still when we fish, otherwise it frightens the fish. It was Sture and Bengt agree.
But after six hours switched Sture foot position.
Bengt whispered irritable:
-Have you come here to fish or to dance?

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Exclusive interview with tiny little car and smallest caravan owner in Sweden

Exclusive interview with the owner of Sweden's smallest, tiny little car and smallest caravan owner Philip Forss.

What car is it, and how big is the engine, etc.?

The car is a 1970 mini (but as you can see its shortened) it was done bya a previous owner 12 years ago before the Swedish authorities made registartion changes. As far as I know its the smallest registered car in Sweden and it is allowed to use as an ordenary car without excemptions. I have installed a tow bar witch I am allowed to tow up to 400Kg

The engine is e newly overhauled 1275cc engien with a S-cam, SU carborator & the cylinderliners are enlagend, so its a mean little beast but the handeling of it is like a go cart.

Who built caravan, and how many can sleep in it, etc.?

I have been looking for a suitable caravan since I got it last spring and finally found a company that hand build caravans. They have many different models & sizes but I when for the extreme on with Alpine TV/DVD Touchscreen USB (you name it) furthermore it was equiped wich a kitchen etc. Their webpage can be found on www.camp-runner.com. You will easily sleep 2 adults in it and I also bought a 9m2 specially designated tent to the caravan.

This masterpice (according to me is priceless) and I have put down many hours & alot of money to get it like I want it. The only problem I encountered now is that legaly I am only allowed to tow a maximum weight of 400Kg and the maximum allowed weight on the caravan is 750 (but its only a set value) so when I get home I will try to re-register it to make it fully legal.

How did you get the idea that you would make this fun and crazy project?

I found the car for sale on Blocket.se (like E-bay) and imediatly I saw it I wanted it badly and the idea of having a caravan behind it struck me he he he.

How long have you been working on your mini car and caravan?

I work offshore and promised the guy that I would come and pick it up once I got home and so I did I drove it home in 9 deg ha ha but it was a pleassure drive.

What is your plan with this small car and mini caravan project?

My intention with this is actually promotion/ads you name it. Just the car itself causes trafic jams and many smiling faces and now with the caravan its even more.

Do you sell your rig, and if so, what will it cost me to buy it?

It is not for sale. But If you would like the caravan and car is located in Helsingborg and a photo shoot is awailable (could be fun to do with some hot swedish girls perhaps)


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52 Digital Media Resources You May Have Missed

It was an incredibly busy week in the tech world, so you may have missed some important stuff if you weren’t paying close attention.

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Food lovers enjoy Saltaire Festival event

Continental fare was on offer in Victoria Road and bargain hunters browsed vintage fashion at the Saltaire Vintage Home and Fashion Fair in Victoria Hall.

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The ultimate travel technology project - a floating airport for London? | Tnooz

The airport would have four, five-kilometre in length, floating runways, each of which would be tethered to the seabed and the departure area in the centre of the facility.

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30 companies in this infographic realized, that reputation can get damaged pretty quick in the world of real-time social interaction.

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Cruise Line Offers Fee-based Perks

Carnival's $49.95 Faster to the Fun fee is being tested on two ships starting later this month – the Imagination and the Liberty. The program is an industry first, according to cruise experts.

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In order to help guide you in building a trip itinerary, below are some of the top tourist attractions in Austria that are sure to make your trip extra special.

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New Doctor diagnostic machine at the pharmacy works perfectly every time

One day Frasse complained to his friend.

My elbow is very painful, I believe I need have an appointment with the doctor.

- Do not. Pharmacy has namely been a new data machine that makes a diagnosis faster and cheaper than a doctor. Give it just a urine sample so the machine will give you a diagnosis of the problem and what to do about it only costs $ 10.

Frasse figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a glass with a urine sample and went to the pharmacy. He poured the contents and put a hundred in the unit.

The machine began to hum and tiny lights blinked. After a short break came a piece of paper up that said:

You have tennis elbow.
Dip your elbow into hot water.
Avoid heavy lifting and moving the elbow too much.
You get better after a few months.
Later in the evening thinking Frasse how incredible this new technology was and how it would revolutionize the medical system forever. Then he began to wonder if it was possible to trick the machine so he decided to try.

In a jar he mixed tap water, urine samples from the dog, daughter and wife and as "icing on iet" he masturbated into the jar. Next day he went off to the pharmacy poured the mixture into the machine and put in $ 10.

The machine hummed and blinked and out came a note with the following content:

The water in the tap is too hard, get a water softener.
Your dog has worms. Give deworming regimen and vitamins.
Your daughter abusing cocaine. Send her rehabilitation.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your child, get a lawyer.
If you do not stop masturbating so do your tennis elbow never good.

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The seven habits of highly effective business travellers

Do you follow our top seven habits of the highly effective business traveller when you're flying business class?

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Agoda passed TripAdvisor at the top of the leading travel websites in Australia

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This is one of the #Swedish #topmodel #2013 , do you #think ?

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Expedia reports that 65% of hotel bookings within this last 24-hour window are via mobile

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@LBiSweden: "If money is what drives one of our employees, we pay them to quit." #webbdagarna.

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@D_Billing: In the nordics social = alcohol. Best way to get people engaged @tahitahi #webbdagarna

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I am off to bed nowy friends. So I can delivery new interesting travel trips journeys to you here again tomorrow

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VisitSweden - The official travel guide to your holiday in Sweden

A good starting page for those of you who are interested and intend to visit Sweden and a lot of pictures also: http://www.visitsweden.com/sweden/

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Champagne Harvest Kicks Off

Do not miss this year's Champagne harvest which kicks off now http://www.wine-searcher.com/m/2012/09/champagne-harvest-kicks-off

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Oktoberfest : Bars : Travel Channel

Do not forget to remember to join millions of visitors at Munich's Oktoberfest celebration. See all the pictures here.

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