23 September 2012

Prearranged

A petrol station owner in southern Sweden, tried to increase their income.
He put up a placard which said to read;
"Free sex when you thought" full tank "...
Soon drove the local inhabitants Nisse into the station will get the tank filled up, and asked how he get free six?
The owner asked him to choose a number between 1-9.
If he guessed he would get free sex.
Nisse estimated it at no 8, and the owner replied; "You were close. But the number was 7 the right.
I am sorry. No free sex this time.
A week later, drove the same Nisse, along with his friend,
Berra, at station again and filled up the tank.
Again he asked after the promised free sex!.
And the owner asked him again to guess a number between 1-9.
Nisse estimated it at no. 2 this time.
The owner replied that he was sorry but that was no 3. "You were close, but no free sex this time either."
When Nisse drove from station he said to Berra;
"I think there is something a bit fishy with this number guesing, I do not think that he offers free sex".
Berra replied;
"No no it is no way prearranged. My wife won twice last week. "

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