One day Frasse complained to his friend.
My elbow is very painful, I believe I need have an appointment with the doctor.
- Do not. Pharmacy has namely been a new data machine that makes a diagnosis faster and cheaper than a doctor. Give it just a urine sample so the machine will give you a diagnosis of the problem and what to do about it only costs $ 10.
Frasse figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a glass with a urine sample and went to the pharmacy. He poured the contents and put a hundred in the unit.
The machine began to hum and tiny lights blinked. After a short break came a piece of paper up that said:
You have tennis elbow.
Dip your elbow into hot water.
Avoid heavy lifting and moving the elbow too much.
You get better after a few months.
Later in the evening thinking Frasse how incredible this new technology was and how it would revolutionize the medical system forever. Then he began to wonder if it was possible to trick the machine so he decided to try.
In a jar he mixed tap water, urine samples from the dog, daughter and wife and as "icing on iet" he masturbated into the jar. Next day he went off to the pharmacy poured the mixture into the machine and put in $ 10.
The machine hummed and blinked and out came a note with the following content:
The water in the tap is too hard, get a water softener.
Your dog has worms. Give deworming regimen and vitamins.
Your daughter abusing cocaine. Send her rehabilitation.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your child, get a lawyer.
If you do not stop masturbating so do your tennis elbow never good.
I hope you not forget to press the share button on this post, so that all your nice friends also get the opportunity to take advantage of this.
My elbow is very painful, I believe I need have an appointment with the doctor.
- Do not. Pharmacy has namely been a new data machine that makes a diagnosis faster and cheaper than a doctor. Give it just a urine sample so the machine will give you a diagnosis of the problem and what to do about it only costs $ 10.
Frasse figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a glass with a urine sample and went to the pharmacy. He poured the contents and put a hundred in the unit.
The machine began to hum and tiny lights blinked. After a short break came a piece of paper up that said:
You have tennis elbow.
Dip your elbow into hot water.
Avoid heavy lifting and moving the elbow too much.
You get better after a few months.
Later in the evening thinking Frasse how incredible this new technology was and how it would revolutionize the medical system forever. Then he began to wonder if it was possible to trick the machine so he decided to try.
In a jar he mixed tap water, urine samples from the dog, daughter and wife and as "icing on iet" he masturbated into the jar. Next day he went off to the pharmacy poured the mixture into the machine and put in $ 10.
The machine hummed and blinked and out came a note with the following content:
The water in the tap is too hard, get a water softener.
Your dog has worms. Give deworming regimen and vitamins.
Your daughter abusing cocaine. Send her rehabilitation.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your child, get a lawyer.
If you do not stop masturbating so do your tennis elbow never good.
I hope you not forget to press the share button on this post, so that all your nice friends also get the opportunity to take advantage of this.
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