Norwegian gum

A Swedish sits and eats breakfast at a cafe.
Alongside him sits a Nevanlinna who chews gum.
Uncouth initiates the Norwegian:
-Do you eat Swedes whole bread?
The Swede grudgingly let breakfast be and responds:
-Yes, of course!
The Norwegian plays with the chewing gum in his mouth and says:
-We do not with us, in Norway we eat only the innermost of the bread.
The edges of the bread are collected in a container, processed and shaped into croissants
and sold to Sweden.
The Norwegian asks further:
-Do you eat Marmalade to the bread also?
The Swede responds easily annoyed:
-Yes, of course.
Whereas Norwegian loudly chew gum, he says:
-Not with us, in Norway we only eat fresh fruit for breakfast. The shells and
the remains are collected in a container, processed into jams and sold to
Sweden.
Now the Swede's turn to ask:
-Tell me one thing, do you have sex in Norway?
North man smiles and responds:
-Yes, of course we have sex.
The Swede leans across the table and asks:
-What do you do with the condoms once you used them?
"We throw them!, is Norwegian.
Now begins the Swede le ... Then he says:
-Not with us, in Sweden, we collect all the used condoms in a container,
process them, melt them and sells them to Norway as chewing gum.