Health Food

An 85-year-old couples, who have been married for nearly 60 years, died in a car accident.
They had been in good health the last 10 years,
much thanks to motion and wifes health food.
When they came to bead port, so stood Gud there and received.
He followed them to their houses.
It was a large house with a wonderful kitchen, huge bedrooms and bathroom with jacuzzi. They watched themselves with amazement.
The old man asked God how much this would cost.
-It's free, said God, this is heaven.
They went out to inspect the golf course, which was located just behind the House.
They would get the privilege to play there every day of the week.
The track was perfect and looked like the best on Earth.
The old man asks:
-What is greenfeen?
Gud replied:
-It is free, you are in heaven.
Then they went to the clubhouse.
Where had God set up large lunch buffet.
-How much does it cost to eat here?
-Don't you Understand my friend, you are in heaven now, everything is free, said Gud.
"But there is no little calories food here, asked the old man a little timid.
Gud replied:
"This is the best part of it all. You can eat as much as you want and never become either obese or sick.
This is heaven.This meant that the old man was too crazy of anger, he threw the hat into the ground, stampade of the yelling of anger.
His wife tried to calm him, and asked what was wrong.
– Had it not been for your fucking health food, so we could be here as early as 10 years ago!