14 December 2012

The disadvantage of health food

An 85-year-old couples, who have been married for nearly 60 years, died in a car accident. They had been in good health the last 10 years, thanks in large part to exercise and fruns health food. When they came to bead the port, so stood Sankte Per there and received. He followed them to their houses. It was a large house with a wonderful kitchen, huge bedrooms and bathroom with jacuzzi. They watched themselves with amazement. The old man asked Sankte Per how much this would cost.
-It's free, said Sankte Per, this is heaven.
Sen went out to inspect the golf course, which was located just behind the House. They would get the privilege to play there every day of the week. The track was perfect and looked like the best on Earth. The old man asks:
-What is greenfeen?
-It is free, you are in heaven.
Sen went judgment to the clubhouse. Where had God set up large lunch buffet.
-How much does it cost to eat here?
-Don't you Understand my friend, you are in heaven now, everything is free, said Sankte Per.
"But there is no lågkalorirätter, asked the old man a little timid.
Sankte Per replied:
"This is the best part of it all. You can eat as much as you want and never become either obese or sick. This is, as I have said, the Kingdom of heaven.
This meant that the old man was too crazy of anger, he threw the hat into the ground, stampade of the yelling of anger. His wife tried to calm him, and asked what was wrong.
-Had it not been for your fucking health food we could be here as early as 10 years ago!

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