09 February 2013

The new Fireman's system

The old man comes home from work one day and tell the missus:
-You know, we have a great system at the fire station. One call and we take all of our jackets. When the second ring slides we all down the pole. Third-place ring and we are ready to run away.
-It's great, "said the wife.
The Man:
-From now on, the same system here in the House. When I call out number one – I want you to dress of you naked. When I call the runner up – you jump in bed and when you hear the third – and we'll göka all night, "said fireman with a wink.
So the next night when he comes home from work and shouts:
-Ettan ...
The Lady takes off her all clothes.
He screams the runner-up ...
And she jumps into bed.
-Third, grunts, and they start göka but after just a few minutes shouting missus:
-Fourth Grade ...
-What does the fourth grade now then? ask the man
Wife:
-More slang … You're not even close to the fire …

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