A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Ferrari in front of your Office to proudly show it to their colleagues. When he stepped out of a truck too close to the kerb and drove straight into the side of Ferrarin and tore off the driver's door!
Fortunately it was a police officer in a police car close enough to see the accident and drove up behind Ferrarin with blue lights on.
But before police had a chance to ask some questions, the lawyer scream hysterically about how his Ferrari, which he downloaded off the day before, was now completely destroyed and would never be the same, regardless of how well the tinman he would get to repair it.
After the lawyer finally stopped rant shook the police on their heads in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't comprehend how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your property that you neglect what matters most in life."
"How can you say such a thing"? asked the lawyer.
The police replied: "you realize that not even half of your left arm is missing? The torn off when the truck hit you! "
"Oh, my God!" cried the lawyer watching the bleeding stump,
"My Rolex!"
Fortunately it was a police officer in a police car close enough to see the accident and drove up behind Ferrarin with blue lights on.
But before police had a chance to ask some questions, the lawyer scream hysterically about how his Ferrari, which he downloaded off the day before, was now completely destroyed and would never be the same, regardless of how well the tinman he would get to repair it.
After the lawyer finally stopped rant shook the police on their heads in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't comprehend how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your property that you neglect what matters most in life."
"How can you say such a thing"? asked the lawyer.
The police replied: "you realize that not even half of your left arm is missing? The torn off when the truck hit you! "
"Oh, my God!" cried the lawyer watching the bleeding stump,
"My Rolex!"
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